Crystal Fortress Visuals
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These are the visuals for the toon, Crystal Fortress
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| Lyrics | Visuals |
|---|---|
| DAVEY: Mmm. French fries. OTHER GUY: Mmm. Yeah, they're good. Gee, Davey, | Two powered by the Cheat style hand puppets, against a blue polka dotted background. "Other guy" is screen left, and has orange hair, french fries in his mouth, taupe skin, and a blue shirt with crudely drawn box of french fries on it. "Davey" is screen right, wearing a beanie cap with propellor, a round face, and a red shirt with a lower-case "d" on it. He is holding a box of french fries in his left hand. An overlay appears: They Might Be Giants w/ Strong Bad "Crystal Fortress" Dir: Haddi-man and The Cheat |
| Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him. DAVEY: Nope, nope. I don't think so either. OTHER GUY: Nope. DAVEY: I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand. OTHER GUY: Oh? | The overlay disappears. French fries are visible when Davey speaks. |
| DAVEY: I'm gonna sing it. | A grey triangular curly wig appears on Davey's head, followed by a mustache and a crudely drawn guitar. |
| DAVEY: Uhh Huh STRONG BAD: {spoken} I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite! | Shift to a purple background, with the folk singer from for kids playing the guitar, gradually move from screen right to center. |
| DAVEY: Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad, STRONG BAD: What? | Cut to a closer view. Davey lifts his head up to sing. |
| DAVEY: A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge, | Davey is in the lower left corner of the screen. A rainbow moves towards the center of the screen. A simply drawn pink unicorn with a purple mane in flat colors enters from screen right. |
| STRONG BAD: Unicorns?! Wh-who are you? | A unicorn horn emerges from Davey's head. |
| DAVEY: Her head is bowed | Tight shot of the pink unicorn, with stars for eyes against a light green background and lighter flowers. |
| and a tiny tear | Unicorn closes her eyes with a giant blue tear that slowly falls. |
| traces these words in the dew. STRONG BAD: All right, you whiny weasels. | The blue tear remains where it was to be shown against a green background with a faint grass with dew pattern. The tear starts move around the screen. |
| DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress OTHER GUY: Strong Bad | The tear disappears and words that Davey sings fades into view. |
| DAVEY: Please come down from your | Medium shot of Davey against a green background, with different shades of green flowers in the background. |
| crystal fortress, STRONG BAD: {singing} Shut up. OTHER GUY: {simultaneously} Strong Bad DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress. | Flat colored multiethnic children's heads (from for kids) pop onto the screen, and then rock to the beat. |
| STRONG BAD: {screamed} Throw me a squeedley guitar! | Davey and kids stop and look screen right. |
| Let me tell ya, | Screen turns to black with pixelated lightening. Then Strong Bad riding a draconic unicorn with a faded rainbow in the background fades into view. |
| you get French fries, | Davey puppet against the blue background pops in |
| and you get French fries, | Other Guy puppet pops in. His French fry symbol on his shirt pops on late. |
| but you don't get | Davey against a purple background playing guitar |
| French fries, | Davey's body disappears, leaving his clothes, left arm, and guitar. Punctuation appears around him: quotation marks at the top, semicolon at the bottom, question mark screen right, exclamation point screen left. |
| STRONG BAD: That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries,
OTHER GUY: {simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming} You don't get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah! STRONG BAD: You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries! STRONG BAD: Ohh! STRONG BAD: Ahh! DAVEY: Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad, STRONG BAD: Awwwwwwww! I thought you were done. DAVEY: The love you deny is they key that will melt the lock, STRONG BAD: I'll melt your face! DAVEY: Our golden shining spirits, STRONG BAD: Eww! DAVEY: will all join hands and sing. DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress OTHER GUY: Strong Bad STRONG BAD: No. DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress OTHER GUY: Strong Bad STRONG BAD: I'm not coming down from no place. DAVEY: Please come down from your crystal fortress. OTHER GUY: Strong Bad. DAVEY: Strong Bad. STRONG BAD: Shut up... you stupid hippie. STRONG BAD: {spoken} I'm-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist. {A crash is heard, with the sound of a piano or organ being broken} |
