User:Black Homestar
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I made my own outcomes for hallrunner.
You can see them here.
[edit] Outcomes of Black Homestar's Hallrunner
[edit] Outcomes
| Object | Fight it | Talk to it | Jump it |
|---|---|---|---|
| Amelia | It was Amelia. Now she is badly bruised. Now you have to find me a new girlfriend! (-1) | It was Amelia. You got her phone number. WTG! (+2) | It was Amelia. You jumped over her. Now she hates you.(0) |
| Ali | It was Ali. She's dead and is no longer operating elevators. (-1) | It was Ali. She'll gladly take you to the VIP hallway. (-1) | It was Ali. You can't jump in an elevator. (0) |
| Bomb | It was a bomb. You died. (0) | It was a bomb. Who would be stupid enough to talk to a bomb? (-1) | It was a bomb. Good call! You nearly got caught in its explosion radius.(+2) |
| Bomberman | It was Bomberman. He drops a bomb in front of you and runs off. It exploded right in your face. (-10000) | It was Bomberman. You got a Red Bomb!. (+9) | It was Bomberman. This is not Bomberman Hero. (0) |
| Bonnie | It was Bonnie. Lydia's holding a funeral because of you. (-1000000000000) | It was Bonnie. You got a kiss! (2+e4) | It was Bonnie. You jump over her and somehow air-trip. (0) |
| Chris | It was Chris. His Star Punch knocks you stupid. (-1) | It was Chris. He gives you 50 Star Points.' (+2) | It was Chris. What's your problem?(0) |
| Chris-Alice | It was Chris-Alice. You knock her dead and her powers are all gone. (-1) | It was Chris-Alice. She asks you if you like the moon and you say yes. She gives you 9000 points and a Sun Medal novelty.(+9000) | It was Chris-Alice. The moon shines brightly in your face and you fall back down in meteor format. (0) |
| Cute girl | It was a cute girl. Now she is badly bruised. (-1) | It was a cute girl. You got her phone number. (+2) | It was a cute girl. You jumped over her. Weird. (0) |
| Darren | It was Darren. You never liked Darren. Good going. (+2) | It was Darren. He called you a 'dumbjob.' Ouch. (-1) | It was Darren. He let you jump over him. Leap frog! (0) |
| Fear itself | It was fear itself. You fight fear with fear. Oh wait, that's fire. (0) | It was fear itself. You learn that it's just as scared of you. (+2) | It was fear itself. You fall forever then wake up in a bad cliche. (-1) |
| Franciscan Monk | It was a Franciscan Monk. Wimpiest monk ever. High five. (+2) | It was a Franciscan Monk. You tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar. He keeps his vow. (0) | It was a Franciscan Monk. You catch your foot on his habit, tripping and falling. (-1) |
| Great | It was great. Why fight something so great? (-1) | It was great. You talk to it. It's so great. (+2) | It was great. You jump over. Eh. Not so great. (0) |
| Home stereo system | It was a home stereo system. You puntcure the subwoofer. Lame. (-1) | It was a home stereo system. It totally is talking back to you! (0) | It was a home stereo system. You jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get down. (+2) |
| K2 | It was K2. You get lightheaded from lack of oxygen and lose both your hands. (-1) | It was K2. You guys make fun of sherpas together. Good times. (+2) | It was K2. It's a smidge too high. (0) |
| Love | It was love. You can't fight it and you can't hurry it. You just have to wait. (0) | It was love. You see a counselor and try to work things out. It doesn't work. (-1) | It was love. Now you're talking. (+2) |
| Meal replacement bar | It was a meal replacement bar. You break a tooth trying to bite it to death. (-1) | It was a meal replacement bar. You tell it that it is flavorless, and it reaffirms your belief by not replying. (+2) | It was a meal replacement bar. Ain't nobody replacing YOUR meal. (0) |
| Monster | It was a monster. He wasn't very strong. You won. (+2) | It was a monster. He pulled out a gun and shot you. (-1) | It was a monster. He was tall and you ran into his torso. (0) |
| Mother | It was mother. You lose. Now you're on telephone restriction. (-1) | It was mother. She calls nintendo, 'intendro.' How embarrassing. (0) | It was mother. Yeah! Jumped you, mommy! (+2) |
| Prisoner | It was a prisoner. He kicks your butt from here to the joint. (-1) | It was a prisoner. He seems amenable to reason and affirms your faith in rehabilitation. (+2) | It was a prisoner. You avoided catching a bad case of incarceration. (0) |
| Proverb | It was a proverb. You knock the proverbial snot out of it. (+2) | It was a proverb. It's too highbrow. You get confused. (0) | It was a proverb. I said 'proverb' not 'riverb!' Jeez. (-1) |
| Rabid dog | It was a rabid dog. Rabies for you. (-1) | It was a rabid dog. 'Quit crappin up my lawn!' (+2) | It was a rabid dog. Bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons. (0) |
| Robot Darren | It was Robot Darren. Robot Darren has a laser. VOIP! (-1) | It was Robot Darren. It calls you a 'syntax error.' Ouch. (0) | It was Robot Darren. It was standing on a see-saw. It gets much air. (+2) |
| Rock | It was a rock. Your knuckles are all bloody. (-1) | It was a rock. Now you're really bored. (0) | It was a rock. You jumped over it. Nice one. (+2) |
| Scratch ticket | It was a scratch ticket. In the process you rub off the silver stuff. Five dollars! (+2) | It was a scratch ticket. It makes you feel like a loser. (0) | It was a scratch ticket. It could have been a winner. Now you'll never know. (-1) |
| Shark | It was a shark It bites your fists off. Too bad. (-1) | It was a shark Quint calls out to you from the depths of the shark's belly with some keen fishing tips. (+2) | It was a shark You jump the shark. Just like Homestarrunner.com. (0) |
| Social injustice | It was some social injustice. You feel pretty awesome about yourself. (+2) | It was some social injustice. Good conversation but nothing gets done. (0) | It was some social injustice. Sure, sure. Pretend like it doesn't exist. (-1) |
| Stand of pines | It was a stand of pines. Not standing anymore, boyiii. (+2) | It was a stand of pines. It whispers back. (0) | It was a stand of pines. You get caught on the branches and some serious pitch gets all over your hallrunning duds. (-1) |
| Stump | It was a stump. You can't fight the stump any more than you can stop time. (-1) | It was a stump. It grows a little. (0) | It was a stump. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2) |
| Swing-dancing trend | It was the swing-dancing trend. You try but peer pressure causes you to take lessons anyway. (-1) | It was the swing-dancing trend. It's impervious to reason. (0) | It was the swing-dancing trend. It was pretty short so you have no trouble clearing it. (+2) |
| Train | It was a train. You put a penny on the tracks. Doesn't derail. (-1) | It was a train. You talk to the hobo in the livestock car. He smells. (0) | It was a train. Right through an open boxcar in a TransAm! (+2) |
