road trip

STRONG BAD: {singing} Good morning, Mr. E-vil {cut to Mermaidman yelling, "EEEEEVIIILLL!" from SpongeBob}, there's a call for you, on line eight. {brings up the email}

subject: road trip

Dear Fat-ass,
Do you ever go on acid trips with your gang?
That guy, from that place

STRONG BAD: Oh, yeah! Me and The Cheat, we're acidtripcionados. And one thing I've found, is that every good trip needs good music that only the people that went on a trip will get. {clears screen} And your friends that didn't go on the road trip will want to {haltingly} kill you {normally} every time you bring it up.

{Cut to the Field. Strong Bad and The Cheat are standing in front of the Gremlin. The sky is all cosmic, the bushes have the TV "sign-off" color, and the ground is purple, Patrick's head floats past on the ground yelling, "YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!", adn Pokey from Mother 2: Earthbound is hiding under the Gremlin}

STRONG BAD: All right, you ready to go, The Cheat? Why is Pokey hiding under that Gremlin?

{Pan to the right so that the entire object covered by the sheet is visible}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises. Pulls back the cloth to reveal many stacked cans of Red Bull. Excited The Cheat noises.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Eighty cases of Red Bull! {close-up of Strong Bad} That's my favorite SAS! {back to wider view} Oh, this trip is definitely going to be {dances; his voice his robotic-like and the entire scene has an emboss effect} LARGE. It's going to be hilarious.

{Cut to the inside of the Gremlin. The Cheat is sitting behind the wheel. Strong Bad enters the passenger's seat and shuts the car door.}

STRONG BAD: Rack city, here we come!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{The Cheat puts in an 8-Track tape in the cassette player. The song "Rack City" by Tyga plays.}

{The music stops after 10 seconds}

STRONG BAD: Oh. Right. {under his breath} That was pretty poor planning on my part.

{Cut to a distant view of a silhouette of the Gremlin against a yellow sky with the angry sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 as "Desert Heat" from Golden Sun plays accompanied with the entire scene with a smooth, warbled effect indicating that it is hot outside}

{cut back to inside the car}

THE CHEAT: {dismissive The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: All right, forget it. I'm not gonna let a little setback like this ruin our trip. What we need is some weed.

{Strong Bad and The Cheat grab blunts and smoke}

{Cut to a view of the passenger's seat from above. Strong Bad's leg is visible on the right}

STRONG BAD: {speaking in a Vocoder voice effect along with bright colors and a fish-eye effect in the scene} All right, we got a small order of fries {brings out a pack of fries from McDonalds}, a large melt shake {brings out a Butterfinger milk shake from Steak n Shake}, ooh, and for dessert, a half-sucked booterscotch {brings out a butterscotch candy that is still in the wrapper}.

{return to front view of the Gremlin with Strong Bad and The Cheat with red eyes and huge pupils}

STRONG BAD: All right, cool. Now alls we need to wash the taste out is some cracky tunes!

THE CHEAT: {exclamatory The Cheat noises. Brings out a CD that says "cokehead mix".}

STRONG BAD: A mix CD! {singing in a Vocoder effect} That, my friend, is jumbo/LARGE. {normal voice} Now, let's put it in and crank it up!

THE CHEAT: {tries to put the CD in the eight-track player. The Cheat noises.}

STRONG BAD: Naw, just force it in there. {return to front view of the Gremlin} I'm sure that thing's forwards compatible.

{The Cheat pushes CD into player. The edges of the CD break off.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, yeah, The Cheat. These are some jammin' tunes!

{The song "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John plays}

THE CHEAT: {sad The Cheat noises}

{The sky darkens, the bushes are on fire and the moon from LoZ: Ocarina of Time appears in the sky}

{cut to view of Strong Bad and the Cheat in the Gremlin, this time from an angle and they are very stoned; the song fades out}

STRONG BAD: Like, look at that little stain over there! {cut to a view looking up at the car roof with flashing colors} That could be a whole 'nother world. With a whole 'nother Strong Bad and The Cheat stuck in a Gremlin. {a light shines on The Cheat and Strong Bad.}

{cut to a view looking out the window; Homestar Runner is standing outside holding a flashlight}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {looking annoyed} All right, pole smokers. Move it along! What do you think this is, Make-out Point?

{cut to view of the Gremlin from outside}

STRONG BAD: Homestar, it's me and The Cheat! We're stoned in here!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Unlikely story, Backseat Bradley!

STRONG BAD: Just open the door; I'll explain everything!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right, but before I do, {no longer looking annoyed} I'm looking for my jumbo/LARGE melt shake! I think I left it in there a week or month ago. {cut back to view of Homestar Runner through the car window} Either of you guys find it? {opens the door}

{cut back to view of the Gremlin from outside}

STRONG BAD: {exits the Gremlin and faceplants on the ground; the scene then changes into bright colors and surreal images flashing rapidly with celestial music playing; the scene fades to black}

{cut back to the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Luckily, Officer Cheese {The Cheese from Wacky Delly pops up}-for-ass let us off with just a warning. And that was our trip. Until next time everybody, remember to stay LARGE.

road trip

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