Haiku

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A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

Appearances

• Email japanese cartoon

So cool an email.
I thought you would enjoy it.
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...

• Strong Sad's Lament

The August 5, 2004 post has the following Haiku:

Broken slouchiness,
Smiling from outside the spine,
Sit up straight for once.

• Halloween Fairstival

This night. Black as pitch.
Doom from inside me wells up.
Pray I don't get egged.

Rapping at the door.
Fills up agèd pillow case.
So sick of Smarties.

A butt for a face.
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
Stay out of my room.

• Email virus

Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize!