User:Chronoculars

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This user's favorite character is Homsar.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Contraption flaption, what's your hedge fund?"

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

C This user understands The C Language

7 This user discovered the H*R website when he was 7 years old.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

KID This user is under 13 years old.

This user WAS A MAN!

This user's favorite band is Lazor.

Hey! I'm Chronoculars! Nice to meet ya! I'm a 100-percent-not-12-year-old contributor who definitely has a posse of hot 60's-looking chicks, and should also even more definitely, and, furthermore, definitely, is very much not a nerd who spends his lonely existence programming in JavaScript and watching several hours of SBemails.

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Ones Pref: Extra Stout

Favorite Palaroncini: Terry

current status: Lazor'd

member since: tape-leg