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  <line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line>
  <line start="31" end="38" speaker="sfx">snap</line>
  <line start="39" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="49" end="110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Hey, you forgot that bite chunk out of Marshie's head! That can't be good.</line>
  <line start="111" end="169" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</line>
  <line start="170" end="179"><marshie>If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</marshie><sfx>poomp</sfx></line>
  <line start="180" end="193" speaker="marshie">If I can ever poomp back the bite on my head, I'll be unstoppable!</line>
  <line start="194" end="239" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Please don't ever say "poomp back" ever again.</line>
  <line start="240" end="250" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="251" end="319" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Aw, this poor sap looks like he was forced to dress up as Mustache Homestar against his will.</line>
  <line start="320" end="399" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Are they in the room now? Blink twice if you are under duress, and I'll call for help.</line>
  <line start="400" end="429" speaker="homestar" voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</line>
  <line start="430" end="449"><homestar voiceover="true">Ob'm know. That guy looks like he could really...</homestar><homestar>hustle for sports!</homestar></line>
  <line start="450" end="457" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Ah! Duress!</line>
  <line start="458" end="467" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="468" end="520"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">a</span></strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="521" end="531"><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="532" end="563"><strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">a</span></strongbad><strongbad voiceover="true">This is impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="564" end="617"><strongbad voiceover="true">Impressive, disturbing, and makes me uncomfortable!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="618" end="711"><strongbad voiceover="true">Ah, that's the way that we dress up as Homsar for the Halloween holidays!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="712" end="722" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="723" end="752" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Whoa, nice truck-head Homestar costume!</line>
  <line start="753" end="794"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! <span style="visibility:hidden">Built chassis tough!</span></strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="795" end="816"><strongbad voiceover="true">That's right, 2018 Truckhead Homestar! Built chassis tough!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="817" end="904"><strongbad voiceover="true">Four over twice posi-taft intakes. So you can drive around all the lumber that a dirt road could need.</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="905" end="927"><strongbad voiceover="true">2018 Truckhead Homestar!</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="928" end="940"><sfx>truck engine</sfx><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="941" end="982"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? <span style="visibility:hidden">Or... fish?</span></strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="983" end="1003"><strongbad voiceover="true">You probably hunt, right? Or... fish?</strongbad><sfx>music</sfx></line>
  <line start="1004" end="1028" speaker="sfx">music</line>
  <line start="1029" end="1039" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1040" end="1092" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Okay, this is a great Coach Z costume, but I'm warning you, parents.</line>
  <line start="1093" end="1151" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">I hope you never run for public office, 'cause this picture will come back to haunt you.</line>
  <line start="1152" end="1203" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">And today, city councilperson Jorgley Morglin was forced to step down</line>
  <line start="1204" end="1293" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">when a photograph surfaced from 2018 showing that they willingly placed their child in a Coach Z costume.</line>
  <line start="1294" end="1348"><strongbad voiceover="true">You're listening to snooty jerkwad-supported public radio.</strongbad><sfx>radio news jingle</sfx></line>
  <line start="1349" end="1359" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1360" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">Gah! You inhuman monster! You skinned The Cheat so you could wear his cheat pelt!</line>
  <line start="1431" end="1450" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1451" end="1467" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="true">What do you mean, you molt?</line>
  <line start="1468" end="1510"><thecheat voiceover="true">The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad voiceover="true">You're molting right now? Turn the lights on.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1511" end="1517"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1518" end="1563"><strongbad voiceover="true">Wah! That is so much worse than if you were actually skinned alive!</strongbad><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1564" end="1570"><sfx>snap</sfx><sfx>shuffling noises</sfx></line>
  <line start="1571" end="1581" speaker="sfx">click</line>
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