The Homestar Runner

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The Homestar Runner (a.k.a. "Kick the Can Homestar") is the 1936 equivalent of Homestar Runner. He is squatter, more lugubrious of face, and more cylindrical than the modern-day version, and wears a propeller beanie instead of Homestar's cap. He wears dress shoes and can sometimes be seen kicking around a can of water soup. He's been kicking it around ever since his dog "worshed away" in the storm of '28. He is not a very good listener, and often responds to those who wish to converse with him with a flat "What?" One time he defeated Stinkoman in combat by shooting a spitball into Stinkoman's eye when the latter was jumping into the air. His torso appeared on modern-day Homestar in virus and Main Page 22, thanks to The Virus.

He is Mike Chapman's favorite character in the entire Homestar Runner universe. Mike thinks he's a lot smarter and more aware of what's going on than modern-day Homestar.