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<line start="15" end="54" speaker="strongbad">And coming in at number 91, it's: <span style="visibility:hidden">E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!</span></line>
<line start="54" end="84" speaker="strongbad">And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!</line>
<line start="93" end="152" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, It must be really annoying living with someone as whiny as Strong Sad."</line>
<line start="157" end="183" speaker="strongbad">"Why don't you slip him some caffeine?"</line>
<line start="183" end="219" speaker="strongbad">"Justin, Murfreesboro, Tekken."</line>
<line start="231" end="258" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho-ho-ho! <span style="visibility:hidden">Devilish laugh.</span></line>
<line start="258" end="271" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho-ho-ho! Devilish laugh.</line>
<line start="277" end="311" speaker="strongbad">Dear Justin, in addition to the cut of your jib,</line>
<line start="316" end="357" speaker="strongbad">I likes the sound of your town. Murfreesboro.</line>
<line start="361" end="424" speaker="strongbad">But we got the All-Wide Science Fair just around the corner and I've been straining for a project.</line>
<line start="430" end="453" speaker="strongbad">So far alls I've come up with is <span style="visibility:hidden">the effects of gasoline. On fire.</span></line>
<line start="453" end="479" speaker="strongbad">So far alls I've come up with is the effects of gasoline. <span style="visibility:hidden">On fire.</span></line>
<line start="479" end="489" speaker="strongbad">So far alls I've come up with is the effects of gasoline. On fire.</line>
<line start="496" end="587" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So, I figure I just drop a couple of heaping spoonfuls of Sanka into Strong Sad's orange juice, and collect the ensuing data.</line>
<line start="594" end="628" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'll definitely get first place. And who knows?</line>
<line start="633" end="669" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I might even win me a Noble Peacie Prize...</line>
<line start="676" end="712" speaker="strongbad">So Strong Sad, tell me, how do you feel? </line>
<line start="713" end="714" speaker="strongsad">I <span style="visibility:hidden">feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="714" end="717" speaker="strongsad">I feel <span style="visibility:hidden">great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="717" end="719" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! <span style="visibility:hidden">I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="719" end="720" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I <span style="visibility:hidden">feel great! I feel great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="720" end="721" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel <span style="visibility:hidden">great! I feel great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="721" end="726" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel great! <span style="visibility:hidden">I feel great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="726" end="727" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel great! I <span style="visibility:hidden">feel great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="727" end="731" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel great! I feel <span style="visibility:hidden">great! I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="731" end="733" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! <span style="visibility:hidden">I feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="733" end="734" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I <span style="visibility:hidden">feel bad.</span></line>
<line start="734" end="735" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel <span style="visibility:hidden">bad.</span></line>
<line start="735" end="740" speaker="strongsad">I feel great! I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad.</line>
<line start="741" end="752" speaker="strongsad">I don't even watch football! <span style="visibility:hidden">I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs.</span></line>
<line start="752" end="763" speaker="strongsad">I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! <span style="visibility:hidden">I can't remember my legs.</span></line>
<line start="763" end="776" speaker="strongsad">I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs.</line>
<line start="777" end="791" speaker="strongsad">Hey, The Cheat! Listen up!</line>
<line start="791" end="799" speaker="strongsad"><em>(The Cheat noises)</em></line>
<line start="800" end="808" speaker="strongsad">What did I say? <span style="visibility:hidden">What did I just say? Did I say anything?</span></line>
<line start="808" end="816" speaker="strongsad">What did I say? What did I just say? <span style="visibility:hidden">Did I say anything?</span></line>
<line start="816" end="824" speaker="strongsad">What did I say? What did I just say? Did I say anything?</line>
<line start="825" end="833" speaker="strongsad">What about this one:</line>
<line start="833" end="849" speaker="strongsad"><em>(The Cheat noises)</em></line>
<line start="849" end="851" speaker="strongsad">Did that mean anything?</line>
<line start="852" end="869">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">After being exposed to my control Cheat, subject started acting way creepier than normal...</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.7">Did I offend you? <span style="visibility:hidden">I hope I didn't offend you.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="869" end="924">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">After being exposed to my control Cheat, subject started acting way creepier than normal...</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.7">Did I offend you? I hope I didn't offend you.</strongsad>
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<line start="928" end="943" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">like, even for Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="944" end="975" speaker="strongsad">Mar-zi-pan, Marzipan! What do you wanna make?</line>
<line start="976" end="990" speaker="strongsad">You wanna make some wood-davers with me?</line>
<line start="992" end="1018" speaker="strongsad">I got pine cones! I got peanut butter! I got everything we need!</line>
<line start="1019" end="1035" speaker="strongsad">I said pine cones! Pine cones!</line>
<line start="1036" end="1063" speaker="strongsad">Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful!</line>
<line start="1064" end="1085" speaker="strongsad">Sell 'em at the corner store! Sell 'em at the five and dime!</line>
<line start="1086" end="1110" speaker="strongsad">Marzipan, you gotta get on the train, get on the wood-davers train!</line>
<line start="1111" end="1131" speaker="strongsad">Here goes the wood-davers train! It's takin' off!</line>
<line start="1132" end="1145" speaker="strongsad">It's a new century!</line>
<line start="1146" end="1174">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The subject's condition continued to deteriorate,</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.7">I can't remember cereal, I can't remember TV.</strongsad>
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<line start="1180" end="1212">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and he began making up arts and crafts activities.</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.7"> Is it football season yet? I'll run you over in football</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1220" end="1236">
<strongbad>Like wood-davers.</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.7">Run you down the field like a <i>(stutters)</i> clown!</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1241" end="1254" speaker="strongmad">GET DOWN.</line>
<line start="1255" end="1258">
<strongmad>GET DOWN.</strongmad>
<strongsad>No!</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1264" end="1283" speaker="strongmad">GET DOWN!</line>
<line start="1284" end="1290" speaker="strongsad">No, no...</line>
<line start="1300" end="1308" speaker="strongsad">Parakeet.</line>
<line start="1316" end="1335" speaker="strongmad">Did you just say "parakeet"?</line>
<line start="1343" end="1377" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In the final stages, subject became: <span style="visibility:hidden">Erratic, Violent, and Really Funny to Watch.</span></line>
<line start="1377" end="1388" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In the final stages, subject became: Erratic, <span style="visibility:hidden">Violent, and Really Funny to Watch.</span></line>
<line start="1389" end="1402" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In the final stages, subject became: Erratic, Violent, <span style="visibility:hidden">and Really Funny to Watch.</span></line>
<line start="1402" end="1415" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In the final stages, subject became: Erratic, Violent, and Really Funny to Watch.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1434">
<strongsad>Hey Coach Z! Hey Coach Z! Whaddaya got? Whaddaya got for me?</strongsad>
<coachz>Oof! <span style="visibility:hidden">Oof!</span></coachz>
</line>
<line start="1434" end="1447">
<strongsad>Hey Coach Z! Hey Coach Z! Whaddaya got? Whaddaya got for me?</strongsad>
<coachz>Oof! Oof!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1448" end="1454" speaker="strongsad">How about that? Wanna play some soccer?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1470">
<strongsad>How about that? Wanna play some soccer?</strongsad>
<coachz>Cut that out! <span style="visibility:hidden">Don't hurt me!</span></coachz>
</line>
<line start="1470" end="1475">
<strongsad>How about that? Wanna play some soccer?</strongsad>
<coachz>Cut that out! Don't hurt me!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1476" end="1490" speaker="strongsad">Some hockeyjock? I got whatever it takes! Hey, ya want some salad?</line>
<line start="1491" end="1507">
<strongsad>Some hockeyjock? I got whatever it takes! Hey, ya want some salad?</strongsad>
<coachz>I don't wanna die!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1508" end="1520" speaker="strongsad">Pasta salad? Tuna salad? Fruit salad?</line>
<line start="1521" end="1540">
<strongsad>Pasta salad? Tuna salad? Fruit salad?</strongsad>
<coachz>I'm just an old man—Ooh! Ooh!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1541" end="1547" speaker="strongsad">Fruit salad! <span style="visibility:hidden">Fruit salad! Fruit salad!</span></line>
<line start="1547" end="1561" speaker="strongsad">Fruit salad! Fruit salad! <span style="visibility:hidden">Fruit salad!</span></line>
<line start="1561" end="1569" speaker="strongsad">Fruit salad! Fruit salad! Fruit salad!</line>
<line start="1576" end="1589" speaker="strongsad">Salad... <span style="visibility:hidden">Salad as a rock?</span></line>
<line start="1590" end="1610"><strongsad>Salad... Salad as a rock?</strongsad><sfx>powering-down sound</sfx></line>
<line start="1611" end="1623" speaker="strongsad">Salad... Salad as a rock?</line>
<line start="1630" end="1664" speaker="strongsad">Um... Coach Z, what are we doin' here?</line>
<line start="1667" end="1686" speaker="coachz">You was tryin' to jank me.</line>
<line start="1692" end="1720" speaker="strongsad">Feelin' woozy...</line>
<line start="1721" end="1730" speaker="sfx">thud</line>
<line start="1747" end="1781" speaker="strongbad">At this point, the test subject <span style="visibility:hidden">was dead.</span></line>
<line start="1781" end="1790" speaker="strongbad">At this point, the test subject was dead.</line>
<line start="1791" end="1799" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="1800" end="1812" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I was not dead!</line>
<line start="1813" end="1861" speaker="strongbad">...Shut up. And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion:</line>
<line start="1877" end="1890" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad's adopted.</line>
<line start="1892" end="1903" speaker="other" sfx="sfx">audience gasps</line>
<line start="1904" end="1921" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">That's not true either!</line>
<line start="1979" end="2033" speaker="homestar">For my project, I opted to use more social studies <span style="visibility:hidden">a-than science.</span></line>
<line start="2033" end="2042" speaker="homestar">For my project, I opted to use more social studies a-than science.</line>
<line start="2048" end="2070">
<other sfx="sfx">miscellaneous chatter</other>
<other voiceover="voiceover">Ah, I see! Impressive!</other>
</line>
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