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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="tgs10.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="17" end="99" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">TEEN GIRL SQUAD: TENTHENNIAL EXTRAVAGANZA!</line> <line start="100" end="166" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">In 24 Great-Smelling Colors!</line> <line start="167" end="191" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line> <line start="192" end="217" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So And So!</line> <line start="218" end="242" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line> <line start="243" end="279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line> <line start="286" end="349" speaker="cheerleader">Lunchtime gals. Now let's get ready to eat...</line> <line start="350" end="377"><cheerleader>NO FOOD!</cheerleader><soandso>NO FOOD!</soandso><whatsherface>NO FOOD!</whatsherface></line> <line start="386" end="422" speaker="soandso">Eating lunch is for weirdos.</line> <line start="427" end="453" speaker="theuglyone">Holla girlfriends.</line> <line start="454" end="510" speaker="theuglyone">It's Corn and Corn Alone Day!</line> <line start="515" end="562" speaker="other">Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!</line> <line start="566" end="586" speaker="theuglyone">So...</line> <line start="587" end="658" speaker="theuglyone">Who wants to come to my sweet someteen birthday bash tonight?</line> <line start="662" end="714" speaker="whatsherface">Is it going to be Nick-at-Night themed again?</line> <line start="715" end="793" speaker="soandso">I don't think I can stomach another show not on the WB.</line> <line start="794" end="830" speaker="cheerleader">No! We can't come.</line>e <line start="831" end="853" speaker="cheerleader">We have...</line> <line start="854" end="871" speaker="cheerleader">We have... the...</line> <line start="872" end="900" speaker="cheerleader">We have... the... Olympics... tonight!</line> <line start="905" end="968" speaker="theuglyone">Oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party...</line> <line start="969" end="1007"><cheerleader>A B'GRL PRTY?!?</cheerleader><soandso>A B'GRL PRTY?!?</soandso></line> <line start="1012" end="1093" speaker="whatsherface">Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool.</line> <line start="1094" end="1116" speaker="soandso">'m srry.</line> <line start="1117" end="1177" speaker="cheerleader">So, coach just called and said the Olympics are dumb.</line> <line start="1178" end="1224" speaker="cheerleader">We'll be there like shareware!</line> <line start="1232" end="1298" speaker="other">I don't know what they're talking about, I swear!</line> <line start="1303" end="1355" speaker="cheerleader">Now, more than ever before,</line> <line start="1356" end="1388" speaker="cheerleader">Let's get ready to look....</line> <line start="1389" end="1434" speaker="all">SO GOOOD!</line> <line start="1435" end="1490" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa! That was about the coolest thing ever!</line> <line start="1491" end="1525" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Me gotta see that again.</line> <line start="1526" end="1561" speaker="all">!DOOOG OS</line> <line start="1562" end="1616" speaker="all">SO GOOOD!</line> <line start="1617" end="1661" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh-oh. We got a spinner.</line> <line start="1662" end="1699" speaker="whatsherface">Wheeeee!</line> <line start="1837" end="1906" speaker="cheerleader">Alright, wallflowers, watch a professional at work...</line> <line start="1907" end="1979" speaker="cheerleader">I'm fit to get makey outy all over those uppaclassmen.</line> <line start="1985" end="1996" speaker="other">ACHGH!</line> <line start="1997" end="2009"><other>ACHGH!</other><other>ACHGH!</other></line> <line start="2010" end="2032"><other>ACHGH!</other><other>ACHGH!</other><other>ACHGH!</other></line> <line start="2033" end="2094" speaker="cheerleader">Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party?</line> <line start="2095" end="2172" speaker="cheerleader">I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit.</line> <line start="2173" end="2207" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">CABER TOSSED!!</line> <line start="2213" end="2234" speaker="whatsherface">I really want...</line> <line start="2243" end="2265" speaker="whatsherface">...some of these chips.</line> <line start="2266" end="2300" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Tonk! Ponk!</line> <line start="2301" end="2363" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">BAGH! Only 23 metres!</line> <line start="2373" end="2423" speaker="other">Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!</line> <line start="2424" end="2445" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">makes grinding noise</line> <line start="2457" end="2482" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">LATHE'D!</line> <line start="2483" end="2577" speaker="whatsherface">Oww! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!</line> <line start="2582" end="2656" speaker="soandso">Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville,</line> <line start="2657" end="2713" speaker="soandso">So I'm lookin' for a little rebound action!</line> <line start="2714" end="2769" speaker="tompkins">Hecks no! I got Bowser on the ropes!</line> <line start="2770" end="2795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Puh-owned!</line> <line start="2796" end="2835" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or however you say that...</line> <line start="2840" end="2962" speaker="manolios">OK, party people, get ready to give it up for my little girl on her sweet someteenth birthday...</line> <line start="2963" end="3079" speaker="manolios">and remember, if you're looking for low prices on used and broken electronics, don't forget...</line> <line start="3080" end="3137" speaker="manolios">Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn!</line> <line start="3138" end="3165" speaker="tompkins">Peh-awned!</line> <line start="3166" end="3202" speaker="manolios">And here she is...</line> <line start="3203" end="3235" speaker="manolios" voiceover="voiceover">THE UGLY ONE!</line> <line start="3236" end="3242" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line> <line start="3243" end="3297" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voicover">Whoa! Did I draw that new hotness?</line> <line start="3298" end="3351" speaker="theuglyone">Thanks for coming to my party everyone!</line> <line start="3352" end="3408" speaker="theuglyone">Now let's get it on like Diddy Kong!</line> <line start="3465" end="3492" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">ARROWED II! ELECTRIC—</line> <line start="3493" end="3557" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute! Not this time, mister!</line> <line start="3566" end="3675" speaker="strongbad">Oh, why, hello, The Ugly One, you're looking so makey outy tonight.</line> <line start="3676" end="3757" speaker="theuglyone">Why thank you Sir Hotbod Handsomeface. So are you!</line> <line start="3777" end="3828" speaker="sfx">kissing noises</line> <line start="3829" end="3919" speaker="strongbad">Oh...mmm, not bad...oh, twice...</line> <line start="3976" end="3992" speaker="strongmad">Aah?</line> <line start="3993" end="4007" speaker="strongsad">Aaa?</line> <line start="4008" end="4017" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line> <line start="4018" end="4025" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">yells</line> <line start="4026" end="4087" speaker="strongbad">Uh, this is a piece of uh... pi- pizzaa-aaa...</line> <line start="4145" end="4189" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><i>(muffled)</i> IT'S OVER!</line> <line start="4190" end="4310" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first-basin' it with that piece of loose-leaf?!</line> <line start="4332" end="4374" speaker="manolios">So okay, guys.</line> <line start="4375" end="4457" speaker="manolios">Come down and be shopping at Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-pawn!</line> <line start="4470" end="4515" speaker="manolios">I have a price on broken VCR,</line> <line start="4516" end="4540" speaker="manolios">Smashed tape,</line> <line start="4541" end="4566" speaker="manolios" volume="0.8">Or something like that.</line> <line start="4567" end="4600" speaker="manolios">I'll be over here yelling,</line> <line start="4601" end="4628" speaker="manolios" volume="1.1">Manolios Lectro-pawn!</line> <line start="4629" end="4676" speaker="manolios" volume="1.1">Manolios Lectro-pawn!</line> <line start="4677" end="4721" speaker="manolios" volume="0.8">Or something like that.</line> <line start="4750" end="4808" speaker="cheerleader">It's our tenth issue-versary!!!</line> <line start="4809" end="4844" speaker="cheerleader">Let's do a clip show!!!</line> <line start="4845" end="4875" speaker="soandso">Let's have a wedding!!</line> <line start="4876" end="4908" speaker="theuglyone">Let's have a baby!!!</line> <line start="4909" end="4951" speaker="whatsherface">Let's kill someone off!</line> <line start="4968" end="4982" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay!</line> </transcript>
