Cardboard Marzipan

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Cardboard Marzipan is a cutout of Marzipan that Homestar Runner made (and voiced) when Marzipan was away for the summer. She closely resembles her Powered by The Cheat counterpart. Apparently, she thinks Coach Z is disgusting, thinks Bubs is a "hunk of man," and once asked The Cheat if he wanted to go on a "secret hot date" when he crash landed after his fireworks display in Happy Fireworks. Cardboard Marzipan also corrects Homestar Runner when he mistakenly calls the 4th of July “fireworks,” as well as pointing out that she is not, in fact, the real Marzipan, who is out of town for the summer.

Cardboard Marzipan debuted in the holiday cartoon, Happy Fireworks.