Made-Up Strong Bad Animals

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Legendary Strong Bad Animals are creatures that Strong Bad imagines himself as in the email "animal." These were abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad settles on Sterrance.


Monstrosity Strong Bad

The Strong Bad Monstrosity

The first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. It has

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

It does not have

  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty

Monstrosity Strong Bad bubbles a green froth when it trys to speak due to its proboscis.

There's always a bigger fish

Deep Sea Fangly Fish

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in Powered by The Cheat style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a Homestar Runner head. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of Anglerfish.

Oh, wow! Look at the huuuuuudge!

Da Huuuuuudge

On his third attempt, Strong Bad envisioned Da Huuuuuudge. With this animal he tries to let the name dictate what the animal will look like. As a result... it looks like a blob. Specifically, it looks like a big yellow bubbling blob with a Strong Bad face on it. Marzipan seems to be intrigued.

"No, no, no"

The Red Steckled Elbermung

This is a red gastropod with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".

El Pardack

El Pardack

This is a stodgy creature with one arm a mix between Strong Bad's and Senor Cardgage. Its other arm is a soolnd. It says "What the!", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing".

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