Strong Bad

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Strong Bad



Strong Bad is one of the most popular characters. Strong Bad answers e-mails with a passion, usually every Monday or Tuesday. He's Strong Sad's big brother and Strong Mad's little brother. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often ridiculing Strong Sad, abusing Homestar, or prank-calling Marzipan. He has boxing gloves for hands, a Mexican wrestling mask for a head, and it is confirmed that the mask IS actually his head in this interview. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap." He is a stickler for grammar and spelling, and hates it when asked "Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?". He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: DELETED!!!

He fancies himself as a criminal mastermind, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of this later claim, and even admits at one point he doesn't really know anything about the ladies.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Get ready for the new!}

{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several carboard props, one of which being Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}

STRONG BAD: Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! {turns to camera} Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Anyway, like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of-


STRONG BAD: What are you doing here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That sounds reasonable. {pronounces it re-zon-able}

STRONG BAD: Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets?

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