Subtitles:cz110/en

From Homestar Runner Wiki

HRWiki Subtitles Project

These are the English subtitles for Coach Z's 110%. watch this toon To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the All-In-One Greasemonkey script for Firefox or the Homestar All-In-One extension for Chrome. It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on homestarrunner.com and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our local viewer.

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="cz110.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="28" end="50" speaker="strongsad">Sports and practice! Sports and practice!</line>
  <line start="50" end="57"><strongsad>Sports and practice! Sports and practice!</strongsad><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
  <line start="58" end="106" speaker="strongsad">Oh, hash potatoes! I'll never be the number-one pick!</line>
  <line start="107" end="120" speaker="announcer">Hold on!</line>
  <line start="121" end="190" speaker="announcer">Introducing Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video!</line>
  <line start="229" end="252" speaker="coachz">Hi. I'm Coach Z.</line>
  <line start="253" end="310" speaker="coachz">And the makers of this commercial have asked me to speak in a more toned-down voice.</line>
  <line start="311" end="354" speaker="coachz">As coach of world-champion hustlers and try-harders,</line>
  <line start="355" end="405" speaker="coachz">I've cram-packed these 19 VHS casette tapes</line>
  <line start="406" end="467" speaker="coachz">with all the secrets to step-by-step sports instructional videros.</line>
  <line start="468" end="489" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="490" end="504" speaker="announcer">The fundamentals! <span style="visibility:hidden">Advanced techniques! Training tips!</span></line>
  <line start="505" end="523" speaker="announcer">The fundamentals! Advanced techniques! <span style="visibility:hidden">Training tips!</span></line>
  <line start="524" end="536" speaker="announcer">The fundamentals! Advanced techniques! Training tips!</line>
  <line start="537" end="556" speaker="announcer">And a some lot more!</line>
  <line start="557" end="605" speaker="coachz">My butt-patented system will get the results your youngster needs</line>
  <line start="606" end="645" speaker="coachz">to not get made fun of out on the fierld.</line>
  <line start="646" end="666" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="667" end="713" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. <span style="visibility:hidden">On my hat.</span></line>
  <line start="714" end="732" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. On my hat.</line>
  <line start="733" end="756" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="757" end="835" speaker="coachz">My whole deal's backed up by actual scientific findings and this rotating computer graphic,</line>
  <line start="836" end="860" speaker="coachz">so you know it's legit!</line>
  <line start="861" end="905" speaker="announcer">Homestar Runner, you just won the sports, how you did at?</line>
  <line start="906" end="941" speaker="homestar">Well, we just brought our A game, you know?</line>
  <line start="942" end="966" speaker="homestar">Everybody stepped it up out there,</line>
  <line start="967" end="991" speaker="homestar">and then we stayed within ourselves,</line>
  <line start="992" end="1017" speaker="homestar">and decided it would be a good strategy</line>
  <line start="1018" end="1065" speaker="homestar">to try and score more points than our opponents within the allotted time.</line>
  <line start="1066" end="1113" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Coach Z's 110% Hustle for Sports Instructional Video!</line>
  <line start="1114" end="1126" speaker="sfx">camera snaps</line>
  <line start="1127" end="1145" speaker="announcer">Coach Z's 110% whatever machine!</line>
  <line start="1146" end="1189" speaker="announcer">Only $59.95 plus shipping and handing, or free with proof of VCR-have.</line>
  <line start="1190" end="1213" speaker="homestar">Hustle for sports!</line>
  <line start="1300" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. <span style="visibility:hidden">On my hat.</span></line>
  <line start="1347" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">This product is a product I endorse. On my hat.</line>
</transcript>