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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="onetwo.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="14" end="69">
<homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="70" end="81">
<sfx>lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="82" end="95">
<thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="96" end="109">
<sfx>lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="110" end="124">
<strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- The Poopsmith -->
<line start="125" end="136">
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="137" end="151">
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="152" end="165">
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Back to Strong Mad -->
<line start="166" end="178">
<strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>`
<!--Bubs-->
<line start="179" end="191">
<bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="192" end="204">
<bubs>Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="205" end="219">
<bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="220" end="234">
<bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Bubs - Homestar - Poopsmith - Strong Mad/The Cheat -->
<line start="235" end="247">
<bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx>lid opens</sfx>
<homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="248" end="261">
<bubs>Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="262" end="275">
<bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx>lid closes</sfx>
<homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="276" end="288">
<bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
<homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!--Poopsmith for this round of 1 1/2 of 4 beats-->
<line start="289" end="302">
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="303" end="305">
<sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Strong Sad / Coach Z -->
<line start="306" end="316">
<strongsad>Here I go!</strongsad>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="317" end="322">
<sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="323" end="329">
<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="330" end="343">
<coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="344" end="350">
<sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="351" end="356">
<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="357" end="371">
<coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- King of Town -->
<line start="372" end="376">
<kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="377" end="384">
<kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="385" end="398">
<kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
<coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Back to Homestar -->
<line start="399" end="406">
<homestar>One two...</homestar>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
</line>
<line start="407" end="413">
<homestar>One two...</homestar>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">buzzer</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Coach Z-->
<line start="414" end="426">
<coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Pom Pom -->
<line start="427" end="432">
<pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="433" end="439">
<pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="440" end="452">
<pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="453" end="457">
<pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah!</span>
</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="458" end="465">
<pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah!</span>
</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="466" end="480">
<pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah!</bubs>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Bubs-->
<line start="481" end="486">
<bubs>A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="487" end="494">
<bubs>A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
</line>
<!-- Strong Bad -->
<line start="495" end="549">
<strongbad>
<em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I stick up for myself!
</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<line start="550" end="588">
<strongbad>
<em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Pom Pom - Strong Mad/The Cheat - Homestar-->
<line start="589" end="602">
<strongbad>
<em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
</strongbad>
<pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<sfx volume="0.7">lid closes</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<line start="603" end="616">
<strongbad>
<em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
</strongbad>
<pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<strongmad volume="0.7">GAH!</strongmad>
<homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<line start="617" end="632">
<strongbad>
<span style="visibility:hidden">Homsar solo!</span>
</strongbad>
<pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<sfx volume="0.7">lid opens</sfx>
<homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<line start="633" end="647">
<strongbad>Homsar solo!</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.7">other sound effects pause</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Homsar -->
<line start="648" end="762">
<homsar>AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! A-way-way-way-waa!</homsar>
<sfx volume="0.7">other sound effects pause</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Marzipan -->
<line start="763" end="790">
<sfx>guitar riff</sfx>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects resume</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Pom Pom, Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar -->
<line start="791" end="815">
<sfx volume="0.7">guitar riff</sfx>
<pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
<bubs volume="0.7">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
<homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two...</homestar>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Back to Strong Bad -->
<line start="816" end="872">
<strongbad>
<em>(singing)</em> Look out, world! I'm an independent girl!
</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Creat a montage -->
<line start="873" end="926">
<strongbad voiceover="yes">
<em>(singing)</em> Rollin' around like a motorcade!
</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<line start="927" end="976">
<strongbad voiceover="yes">
<em>(singing)</em> Look out, world! I'm an independent girl!
</strongbad>
<sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
</line>
<!-- Strong Bad only -->
<line start="977" end="1026">
<strongbad>
<em>(singing off-key)</em> You can meet me down at the arcade!
</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1027" end="1075">
<strongbad>Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1076" end="1105">
<sfx>microphone tapping</sfx>
<strongbad>Is this thing broken?</strongbad>
</line>
</transcript>
