Subtitles:punkinshow/en

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  <line start="8" end="32" speaker="homestar">Die now, gentlemadies!</line>
  <line start="34" end="86" speaker="homestar">Without my pet Mountain Dew, let's donot get this style train a-endin'!</line>
  <line start="91" end="124" speaker="homestar">First up, brand-spankin-old for 1936,</line>
  <line start="126" end="181" speaker="homestar">it's the 1337 Coach Z logo!</line>
  <line start="186" end="213" speaker="homestar">Let's go to the puke bucket for that one.</line>
  <line start="220" end="224" speaker="sfx">puke</line>
  <line start="225" end="237" speaker="homestar">Dance Style!</line>
  <line start="242" end="269" speaker="homestar">If our next pumpkin answers incorrectly,</line>
  <line start="271" end="339" speaker="homestar">it'll win a trip to Angry Strangler Blro Between Nine Hundred Mountains!</line>
  <line start="341" end="386" speaker="homestar">Everyone, please give a cold hand to our next guest pumpkin,</line>
  <line start="388" end="416" speaker="homestar">The Donut.</line>
  <line start="420" end="437" speaker="homestar">Puke bucket says:<span style="visibility:hidden"> Pie is good!</span> </line>
  <line start="438" end="465" speaker="homestar">Puke bucket says: Pie is good!</line>
  <line start="476" end="521" speaker="homestar">While this pumpkin features bad European greed smoke,</line>
  <line start="523" end="550" speaker="homestar">I'Good job, paint daubs.</line>
  <line start="551" end="563" speaker="sfx">BURNANOTERbuzzer</line>
  <line start="583" end="620" speaker="homestar">Ladies look out for our next bachelor pumpkin,</line>
  <line start="622" end="674" speaker="homestar">a striped YELLOW rabbit with over nine thousand butts!</line>
  <line start="687" end="745" speaker="homestar">Our next pumpkin may contain material that is suitable for childrens:</line>
  <line start="746" end="782" speaker="other">HELLO HOMESTAR, THANKS FOR HAVING PI—</line>
  <line start="783" end="808" speaker="homestar">I'm sorry, we're out of time.</line>
  <line start="810" end="820" speaker="homestar">Puke bucket?</line>
  <line start="823" end="840"><homestar>Bad style!</homestar><sfx>ding</sfx></line>
  <line start="846" end="881" speaker="homestar">Next time, please phrase your pumpkin in the form of</line>
  <line start="882" end="908" speaker="homestar">PAINT DAUBS!</line>
  <line start="909" end="917" speaker="sfx">REALLYBURNATORbuzzer</line>
  <line start="930" end="976" speaker="homestar">And finally, everyone in today's audience</line>
  <line start="978" end="1037" speaker="homestar">gets to have to give me a penny!</line>
  <line start="1042" end="1069" speaker="homestar">Until next time, as always,</line>
  <line start="1070" end="1088" speaker="all">CHANT! <span style="visibility:hidden">WORDS! TOGETHER!</span></line>
  <line start="1089" end="1099" speaker="all">C! W! <span style="visibility:hidden">T!</span></line>
  <line start="1100" end="1120" speaker="all">C! W! T!</line>
  <line start="1131" end="1157" speaker="homestar">Homestar's wardrobe is furnished by Stand</line>
<line start="1158" end="1174" speaker="homestar">and Scary Stand.</line>
<line start="1175" end="1197" speaker="homestar">Today's program was brought to you by the Homestar Jr.</line>
<line start="1198" end="1213" speaker="homestar">and the Council Not Against Paint Daubs.</line>
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