Subtitles:sbemail66/en

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   <line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!</line>
   <line start="89" end="135" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, My friends and I are at a volleyball Toe-oo-na-ment</line>
   <line start="139" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"and we were wondering how come Homestar never does anything funny anymore.</line>
   <line start="181" end="233" speaker="strongbad">"your friend, Tori From Virginia, and Texas. Respectively."</line>
   <line start="238" end="304" speaker="strongbad">Anymore Tori? I wasn't aware that guy did anything funny. Ever.</line>
   <line start="312" end="365" speaker="strongbad">But if you want to see Homestar so bad, why don't we check out what he's doing right now?</line>
   <line start="369" end="407" speaker="strongbad">We'll see how it measures up to say, me...</line>
   <line start="409" end="424" speaker="strongbad">kicking The Cheat...</line>
   <line start="433" end="449" speaker="strongbad">into Strong Sad...</line>
   <line start="460" end="475" speaker="strongbad">with the chicken pox.</line>
   <line start="479" end="506" speaker="homestar">But it turned out I didn't die.</line>
   <line start="507" end="522" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
   <line start="523" end="577" speaker="homestar">So, once again, I'd like to welcome The Poopsmith and Pom Pom onto the show.</line>
   <line start="578" end="584" speaker="sfx">canned applause</line>
   <line start="585" end="609" speaker="homestar">Gentlemen: hands on buzzers.</line>
   <line start="620" end="716" speaker="homestar">The Poopsmith, for 500 points: Would you care to share with us some of your polictical views?</line>
   <line start="777" end="818" speaker="homestar">And Pom Pom, for the block: Do you agree?</line>
   <line start="826" end="838" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
   <line start="843" end="852" speaker="sfx">canned applause</line>
   <line start="853" end="895" speaker="homestar">All right, that's 162 points for each of you.</line>
   <line start="899" end="970" speaker="homestar">We'll be right back with round two after these important words from these important messages.</line>
   <line start="1011" end="1060" speaker="marshie">Hey juys! You'd best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!</line>
   <line start="1062" end="1093" speaker="marshie">You won't think twice with a couple of them stuffed in each cheek!</line>
   <line start="1095" end="1135" speaker="marshie">They make my mornings shiver with flavor, shiver with flavor!</line>
   <line start="1136" end="1148" speaker="marshie">I'll say it twice!</line>
   <line start="1153" end="1170" speaker="marshie">This is gettin' great!</line>
   <line start="1180" end="1214" speaker="marshie">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!</line>
   <line start="1220" end="1248" speaker="marshie">"The first one to eat a million, wins."</line>
   <line start="1265" end="1308" speaker="homestar">All right. Welcome back to the shaow. </line>
   <line start="1309" end="1360" speaker="homestar">And now, I choose to recite a list. Ahem.</line>
   <line start="1366" end="1380" speaker="homestar">"tetherball."</line>
   <line start="1384" end="1402" speaker="homestar">"Olympic race."</line>
   <line start="1408" end="1428" speaker="homestar">"sparkling."</line>
   <line start="1429" end="1444" speaker="homestar">"Tim Duncan."</line>
   <line start="1449" end="1466" speaker="homestar">"Wisconsin."</line>
   <line start="1470" end="1489" speaker="homestar">"a book of matches."</line>
   <line start="1492" end="1506" speaker="homestar">"next week."</line>
   <line start="1511" end="1524" speaker="homestar">"a lot of money."</line>
   <line start="1531" end="1540" speaker="homestar">"witch's brew"—</line>
   <line start="1548" end="1578" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Problematic.</line>
   <line start="1585" end="1609" speaker="strongbad">You know it's been awhile since I've kicked the Cheat,</line>
   <line start="1610" end="1652" speaker="strongbad">but I guarantee it'd be comedic gold compared to that mish-mash.</line>
   <line start="1655" end="1694" speaker="strongbad">And what's with that flying mushroom he's always advertising for?</line>
   <line start="1697" end="1724" speaker="strongbad">I can't understand a word that guy says.</line>
   <line start="1730" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, Tori, lemme know how the volleyball tounament turns out.</line>
   <line start="1799" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">Touns out. Er, learn to spell.</line>
   <line start="1906" end="1922" speaker="thecheat">questioning The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="1926" end="1979" speaker="strongsad">I don't know where he is. I figured it was a sure thing, too.</line>
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