Trogday 08
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Strong Bad honors the fifth birthday of that famous dragon... only it's not what you may expect.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The S Is For Sucks, Trogdor, Coach Z (Easter egg)
Places: Smoky Office
Date: Monday, January 14, 2008
Running Time: 2:15
Page Title: Brought to you by Le Restige!
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Transcript
{Open on a shot of Strong Bad sitting near the window in the Smoky Office on Le Restige. He is reading a book that reads "Things I'm About To Say"}
STRONG BAD: Hi folks. {he closes the book} I'm fantastic Strong Bad with an important seeming message. Five years ago, I drew a little dragon. It wasn't much to look at, but it captured the hearts and minds of dozens, nay, several internet viewers. I'm, of course, talking about none other than {cut to a sheet of notebook paper} The S is for Sucks dragon!!
STRONG BAD: {singing} A long time ago
Before things got weird
Came a Dragon, a mighty dragon
that Everybody Feared
Now, G is for Giraffe
And H for Halloween
But, I'm not Joking about
This Kill-Ling
Machine, Na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na
{as if through a bullhorn} Na-na-na-na
Oh, pants will keep on Peein'
And raise Quite a Ruckus
In case you haven't guess by now
The S is for Suckus
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks!
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks!
T! Two beefy arms!
U! Uneven style!
V! Constabulate V's!
W! What a pile!
Xcuse me Mr. Trogdor
You've run out of luck
In case you haven't heard the news
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Zee S is for Sucks
Oh, Zee S is for Sucks!
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
The S is for Sucks
Croissants is for Sucks!
STRONG BAD: {cut back to Smoky Office} Yeah, yeah, I know what you are thinking. "What about Trogdor?" You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, ninjas, pirates and Strong Bad! Er, wait, no. Yeah! And personally, I preferred that children's alphabet song to Trogdor's heavy metal song any day. {Trogdor's snout appears in the window and roars} Waugh! Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! Right away, sir!
STRONG BAD: {singing in speed metal style} The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!
The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!
The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!
The S is for Sucks, the S is for Sucks!
{cut to an illustration of the S is for Sucks dragon with a caption "HAPPY TROGDAY S is for SUCKS DRAGON!!"}
Easter Eggs
- Click on The S Is For Sucks' head to see a scene with Coach Z and his attempt at drawing a dragon (or "Wormdingler") in the locker room:
- COACH Z: {looking fatigued} Hi there, Wormdingler, I got youse this cupcake {holds up a cupcake} for your famous fifth birthday. You don't need no consummate V's to be my bride. Oh, did I just say that out loud? {he looks around repeatedly}
Fun Facts
Inside References
- The page title makes a reference to Strong Bad's replacement email-checking chair, Le Restige, from the chair, which is also the chair that Strong Bad sits on at the beginning.
- Another mention of pants
- Strong Bad uses a faux French accent and wears a beret.
- Strong Bad sings a song with na-na's as lyrics, which were listed as Number Two on his Bottom Ten.
Real-World References
- Strong Bad's comment about how the internet ruined Zombies, Pirates, and Ninjas refers to various Facebook applications where people can take on these roles and fight each other.
