User:DaThings
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If I were Strong Bad, This is how I would've answered garage sale:
subject: garage sale=money!hey strong bad!
cat (yeah that's my real name)
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean
think of all da things you could get with all that money...
STRONG BAD: ...and something I don't wanna read. {typing} Woah! hmmm... You know, since Tuesday of last week, I've been needing money to buy some of "da things" anyway. You know like... Da Bomb. Or, Da Ladies. Or even, Da Hood. Yeah, I guess I should have a garage sale... Or better yet, I'll go Karate Chop the King of Town and then have a garage sale.
