User:Darth Katana X

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Chewy Granola Bars!

Ah, man. Yeltensic got banned! Well, he was actually more of a troll than I was when I got blocked, so, I guess they just had more mercy on him because he's so fun to argue with (although he does win the arguement every time).

Vandalize this userpage!

No, really, have at it. Do whatever you want to it. Just nothing obscene, 'kay?

All right, everyone seems to be intimidated about vandalizing my userpage. Well, don't worry! I'm serious! Edit it, ruin it, tear it to pieces! One rule, have fun!

I'll demonstrate.

Hi, I'm Darth Katana X! No, actually, I'm a totally lame dude and everybody hates me! I have no friends! I flunked shcool! I can't do anything right! You don't know me, stay out of my life!

Oh yeah, and did I mention that I'm in a band with a cute girl? Here's a picture of my band, man. I'm the one in the pink socks. Wait, well, you can't see the pink socks in the picture, but they have assorted Pokémon on them, and, uh, Bob Marley's head. You gotta have Bob Marley's head.

See you next time on Pimp My Userpage. And remember, kids, be reckless and not bold! (I'm kidding about that part, don't bother shoving your fist down my throat.)