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Nothing much to write home about. I've known and loved HomestarRunner.com since 2003. The first HS cartoon I ever saw was Fluffy Puff Commercial, and after that I was hooked. My favorite character is Homestar. That's about it. | Nothing much to write home about. I've known and loved HomestarRunner.com since 2003. The first HS cartoon I ever saw was Fluffy Puff Commercial, and after that I was hooked. My favorite character is Homestar. That's about it. | ||
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| + | Stinkoman: WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the ''GROOOUUND''?? | ||
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| + | Puppet Homestar: That sounds like funny, but it's not. | ||
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| + | Homestar: Um... I don't know what any of that means. But I will make use of your complimentary spit-bucket. Ach-tpoo! | ||
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| + | Homestar: Hey, crapface. Why don't you blow it out your ear? | ||
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| + | Strong Bad: Um, no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet. | ||
| + | Homestar: [shocked] Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants! | ||
| + | Strong Bad: Okay, calm down. I didn't mean to... | ||
| + | Homestar: [convulsing on Strong Bad] Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody! Longest pants! Long, long, long, long, long, long pants! | ||
| + | Strong Bad: Ah, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man. | ||
| + | Homestar: [clearly upset] But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! | ||
| + | [He leans in toward Strong Bad] | ||
| + | Homestar: Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! | ||
| + | [after a beat, Homestar zips away, leaving his pants behind] | ||
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| + | Homestar: [crying] Long pants! | ||
| + | Marzipan: Awww, there, there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everyone thinks I'm a broom. | ||
| + | Homestar: [surprised and upset] You're not a broom? | ||
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| + | Homestar: I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times? | ||
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| + | Strong Bad: Oh The Cheat. Where did we go wrong? It seems only yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underdrawers. | ||
| + | Strong Sad: [off screen] That was yesterday! | ||
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| + | Strong Bad: I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies? | ||
| + | Homestar: Oh, yes, I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! | ||
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| + | Homestar: Oh... I look like... the elephant man. | ||
| + | Mike: Homestar, you look the way you always do. | ||
| + | Homestar: ...What are you saying, Mike? | ||
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| + | [Invisible Strong Bad approaches with a stack of swiss cake rolls] | ||
| + | Homestar: Oh hey, guys. | ||
| + | [Invisible Strong Bad punches him in the gut] | ||
| + | Homestar: Owww. Those things are bad for you. | ||
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| + | Homestar: Lies! All lies! Clearly I'm the only one who remembers how it all went down. It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling. | ||
| + | Strong Bad: Homestar, shut up! This is about that patch on the couch. It's clearly already on there in your flashback! | ||
| + | Homestar: Oh, oh, ohhhhh. I thought this week's e-mail was entitled "Teddy Graham Memories." | ||
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| + | Coach Z: I meant to tell you the sock on the head was a nice touch. | ||
| + | Homestar: [incredulous] I have a sock on my head? GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF. | ||
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| + | Strong Sad: Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space. | ||
| + | Strong Bad: [in background] I said you were a waste of FAT space! | ||
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| + | Homestar: Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four miles per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie? | ||
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| + | [At the Teen Girl Squad's school] | ||
| + | Intercom: And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office. | ||
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| + | [even though Strong Bad hates to hug trees, Homestar has somehow gotten him to hug one] | ||
| + | Homestar: Keep on huggin' it. | ||
| + | Strong Bad: How did you get me to do this in the first place? | ||
| + | Homestar: Hug it! Hug it! | ||
| + | Strong Bad: And why do I continue to do it? | ||
| + | Homestar: Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down. | ||
| + | Strong Bad: I don't even like this tree that much. | ||
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| + | Strong Bad: [having failed to do some push-ups] Maybe I need to start working out. | ||
| + | Homestar: [dressed as an aerobics instructor] Boy, I'll say you do. | ||
| + | [he does aerobics] | ||
| + | Homestar: One, two, and flex your pecs! Give it eight more! And five! Twees it out! C'mon, y'all! Just twees it out! | ||
| + | Strong Bad: Twees it out? | ||
| + | Homestar: [showing off his rear] Your buttweesimo! We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Sheik! | ||
| + | [He glances toward Strong Bad's "twees" and resumes his aerobics] | ||
| + | Homestar: Just six more now! Eight and four! Shake it freely, twees it out! | ||
| + | Strong Bad: Yeah, cool. I'm gonna go ahead and ask that you never say "twees it out" ever again. | ||
Revision as of 08:13, 24 January 2009
Nothing much to write home about. I've known and loved HomestarRunner.com since 2003. The first HS cartoon I ever saw was Fluffy Puff Commercial, and after that I was hooked. My favorite character is Homestar. That's about it.
Favorite quotes include:
Stinkoman: WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROOOUUND??
Puppet Homestar: That sounds like funny, but it's not.
Homestar: Um... I don't know what any of that means. But I will make use of your complimentary spit-bucket. Ach-tpoo!
Homestar: Hey, crapface. Why don't you blow it out your ear?
Strong Bad: Um, no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet. Homestar: [shocked] Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants! Strong Bad: Okay, calm down. I didn't mean to... Homestar: [convulsing on Strong Bad] Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody! Longest pants! Long, long, long, long, long, long pants! Strong Bad: Ah, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man. Homestar: [clearly upset] But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants! [He leans in toward Strong Bad] Homestar: Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants! [after a beat, Homestar zips away, leaving his pants behind]
Homestar: [crying] Long pants! Marzipan: Awww, there, there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everyone thinks I'm a broom. Homestar: [surprised and upset] You're not a broom?
Homestar: I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times?
Strong Bad: Oh The Cheat. Where did we go wrong? It seems only yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underdrawers. Strong Sad: [off screen] That was yesterday!
Strong Bad: I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies? Homestar: Oh, yes, I got Strong Bad to say something stupid!
Homestar: Oh... I look like... the elephant man. Mike: Homestar, you look the way you always do. Homestar: ...What are you saying, Mike?
[Invisible Strong Bad approaches with a stack of swiss cake rolls] Homestar: Oh hey, guys. [Invisible Strong Bad punches him in the gut] Homestar: Owww. Those things are bad for you.
Homestar: Lies! All lies! Clearly I'm the only one who remembers how it all went down. It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling. Strong Bad: Homestar, shut up! This is about that patch on the couch. It's clearly already on there in your flashback! Homestar: Oh, oh, ohhhhh. I thought this week's e-mail was entitled "Teddy Graham Memories."
Coach Z: I meant to tell you the sock on the head was a nice touch. Homestar: [incredulous] I have a sock on my head? GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF.
Strong Sad: Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space. Strong Bad: [in background] I said you were a waste of FAT space!
Homestar: Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four miles per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?
[At the Teen Girl Squad's school] Intercom: And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.
[even though Strong Bad hates to hug trees, Homestar has somehow gotten him to hug one] Homestar: Keep on huggin' it. Strong Bad: How did you get me to do this in the first place? Homestar: Hug it! Hug it! Strong Bad: And why do I continue to do it? Homestar: Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down. Strong Bad: I don't even like this tree that much.
Strong Bad: [having failed to do some push-ups] Maybe I need to start working out. Homestar: [dressed as an aerobics instructor] Boy, I'll say you do. [he does aerobics] Homestar: One, two, and flex your pecs! Give it eight more! And five! Twees it out! C'mon, y'all! Just twees it out! Strong Bad: Twees it out? Homestar: [showing off his rear] Your buttweesimo! We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Sheik! [He glances toward Strong Bad's "twees" and resumes his aerobics] Homestar: Just six more now! Eight and four! Shake it freely, twees it out! Strong Bad: Yeah, cool. I'm gonna go ahead and ask that you never say "twees it out" ever again.
