strongbad email.exe Disc One

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NIGGA STOLE MY COW! 105609812
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This is for Disc One of [[strongbad_email.exe]]. This disc includes e-mails #1–50. To see artwork for Disc One, see [[strongbad_email.exe DVD Artwork]].
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== FBI Warning ==
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The FBI warning on Disc One of [[strongbad_email.exe]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]]
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=== Transcript ===
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''{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}''
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'''TEXT:''' Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with  maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.
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''{Homestar walks in and gives the text a glance}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' BORRRING!
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''{Homestar walks away}''
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== Introduction ==
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Introduction to Disc One of [[strongbad_email.exe]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]]
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=== Transcript === [[Image:cap035.PNG|thumb|200px|Don't mind that DVD taste!]]
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''{A 3D rendered Strong Bad enters the computer room}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' And all the ladies say "Strong Bad is on point"
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''{Strong Bad throws the lightswitch and a lightswitch rave starts up with The System is Down}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' WAH! ''{shuts off switch}'' Wrong switch. ''{starts walking toward the Tandy 400}'' Oh, my mouth tastes like...DVDs.
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''{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad, singing to himself, and we can see Strong Sad peering in from the other room}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, The Cheat.
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''{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' GAAAHHH!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' DOUGLAS!
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''{Cut to Strong Bad, who starts to sit down}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes! And the foul! The Paper, show these morons what to do.
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''{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Strong Bad turns to the camera}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, The Paper, I think you're going to have to spell it out better for these simpletons. Apparently, they're not quite grasping it.
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''{A Paper comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! Bottom-feeding paper! There's something you don't see every day!
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== Contents ==
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=== E-mails ===
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:# [[some kinda robot]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, new Easter egg)''
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:# [[homsar]]
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:# [[butt IQ]]
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:# [[homestar hair]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[making out]]
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:# [[depressio]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)
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:# [[halloweener]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[brianrietta]]
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:# [[i love you]]
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:# [[trevor the vampire]]
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:# [[i rule]] ''(hidden Strong Bad and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[credit card]]
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:# [[i she be]]
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:# [[duck pond]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[the basics]]
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:# [[band names]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[studying]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[stand-up]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[tape-leg]]
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:# [[spring cleaning]]
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:# [[cartoon]] ''(hidden Strong Bad and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[sb_email 22]]
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:# [[little animal]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[the bird]]
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:# [[super powers]]
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:# [[CGNU]] ''(hidden Homestar Runner and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[3 Wishes]]
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:# [[1 step ahead]]
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:# [[superhero name]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[12:00]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[sugarbob]] ''(hidden Marzipan, Matt, and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[flag day]]  ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)''
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:# [[gimmicks]]
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:# [[weird dream]]
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:# [[sisters]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[guitar]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary)''
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:# [[dullard]] ''(enhanced Easter egg)''
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:# [[helium]]
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:# [[property of ones]]
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:# [[vacation]] ''(diminished Easter egg)''
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:# [[invisibility]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[action figure]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[little questions]] ''(Easter egg)''
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:# [[lures & jigs]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[techno]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[your friends]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, Easter egg)''
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:# [[new hands]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[ghosts]] ''(hidden Matt and Mike commentary, modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[theme party]] ''(modified Easter egg)''
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:# [[50 emails]] ''(Easter egg)''
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=== Bonus Stuff ===
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:TROGDOR!
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:HI-SCORES & BONUS STUFF
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*Unreleased Emails & More
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**Bonus Email 1: [[Greeting Cards]]
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**Bonus Email 2: [[E-mail Birds]]
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**Bonus Email 3: [[Videro Games]]
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*[[Email Intros]]: A video featuring every sbemail intro for emails 1–100.
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*Scroll Button Songs: A video featuring every scroll button rap up until the "S to the C" rap.
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==== Bonus Menu Transcript ====
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[[Image:bonusstuffmenu.png|thumb|Did you just say bonus stuff?]]
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''{Again in 3D, the camera flies through the Rec Room past Strong Mad on the couch and The Cheat in the crisper drawer, both watching TV, on its way to the Trogdor arcade machine.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''STRONG MAD:''' Did you just say bonus stuff?
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''{After a 30 second pause, the camera pulls back to reveal Strong Bad has walked up to the machine.}''
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, choosey, time's up, I'm playing Trogdor. ''{He plays.}'' Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishing. ''{He dies.}'' What? What's wrong with this stupid game? ''{He pounds the machine.}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
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*To find an unfinished cartoon entitled "[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]" from the Trogdor bonus screen, put your selection on the first bonus email. Next, press the right button 3 times and a Strong Bad head icon will appear.
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== Fun Facts ==
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===Inside References===
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*The FBI Warning scene is a reference to the Easter egg in [[Legal]].
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**The multicolored background may also be a reference to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (toon)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]] and Paramount Pictures' old FBI Warning.
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*"Oh...my mouth tastes like...DVDs" is a reference to [[morning routine]], where Strong Bad says "my mouth tastes like...e-mail...".
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*This is another reference to [[Kicking The Cheat]]
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*Strong Sad's shouting of "[[Douglas]]!" is a reference to "[[cheat talk]]".
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**The limb outside the window is also a reference to "cheat talk"; it's the limb that rubbed in the wind and said "Douglas."
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*The lightswitch rave lightswitch is from "[[techno]]".
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*Strong Mad's "Did you just say bonus stuff?" is a reference to "[[caffeine]]".
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*The Cheat laying in the crisper drawer is from "[[privileges]]".
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*"Strong Bad is on point" is one of Marzipan's lines from the [[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]].
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{{DVD}}
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Revision as of 04:03, 13 November 2005

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