Balding Man
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| - | The '''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man wearing a polo shirt and jeans who uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness|male-pattern | + | The '''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man wearing a polo shirt and jeans who uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness|male-pattern baldness]]. His financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart|Pop-Tart]] in [[Senor Mortgage]]. |
He has been called the "Husband of the Year", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]]. Balding Man has been rescued twice from the depths of despair by Senor Cardgage's entrepeneurship, though it is unclear if he achieved the "re-financin' " promised in Senor Mortgage or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices". | He has been called the "Husband of the Year", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]]. Balding Man has been rescued twice from the depths of despair by Senor Cardgage's entrepeneurship, though it is unclear if he achieved the "re-financin' " promised in Senor Mortgage or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices". | ||
Revision as of 14:31, 24 July 2005
The Balding Man is a short, middle-aged man wearing a polo shirt and jeans who uses a comb-over to hide his advanced case of male-pattern baldness. His financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten Pop-Tart in Senor Mortgage.
He has been called the "Husband of the Year", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day. Balding Man has been rescued twice from the depths of despair by Senor Cardgage's entrepeneurship, though it is unclear if he achieved the "re-financin' " promised in Senor Mortgage or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".
It's been theorized that he's the REAL Senor Cardgage, but this is probably not true.
Complete Filmography
- kind of cool (as a silhouette in an easter egg, but not confirmed)
- Senor Mortgage (Debut)
- Senorial Day
