Count Longardeaux's Book
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| + | Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? | ||
| + | A: Man, they do not wear shirts! | ||
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| + | Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? | ||
| + | A: Probably sushi! | ||
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Revision as of 19:02, 13 August 2005
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up by Strong Bad. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
- Strong Sad: Biggest Waste of Dump
- The King of Town: Least Healthiest (Man?)
- Homsar: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!
- Strong Mad: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad
- Marzipan: Pole Vault
- Bubs: Cutest Couple
- Strong Bad: Longest "Bull Honkey"
Known Redneck Jokes
Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? A: Man, they do not wear shirts!
Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? A: Probably sushi!
