Cardboard Marzipan

'''Cardboard Marzipan''' is a cutout of [[Marzipan]] that [[Homestar Runner]] made (and voiced) when Marzipan was away for the summer. She closely resembles her [[Powered by The Cheat]] counterpart. Apparently, she thinks [[Coach Z]] is disgusting, thinks [[Bubs]] is a "hunk of man," and once asked [[The Cheat]] if he wanted to go on a "secret hot date" when he crash-landed after his fireworks display in [[Happy Fireworks]]. Homestar, still speaking for Cardboard Marzipan, also corrects himself when he mistakenly calls the 4th of July “fireworks,” and points out that she is not, in fact, the real Marzipan, who is out of town for the summer.

'''Cardboard Marzipan''' is a cutout of [[Marzipan]] that [[Homestar Runner]] made (and voiced) when Marzipan was away for the summer. She closely resembles her [[Powered by The Cheat]] counterpart. Apparently, she thinks [[Coach Z]] is disgusting, thinks [[Bubs]] is a "hunk of man," and once asked [[The Cheat]] if he wanted to go on a "secret hot date" when he crash-landed after his fireworks display in [[Happy Fireworks]]. Homestar, still speaking for Cardboard Marzipan, also corrects himself when he mistakenly calls the 4th of July “fireworks,” and points out that she is not, in fact, the real Marzipan, who is out of town for the summer.