Homestar vs. Little Girl

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Puppet Homestar asks a little girl about "Decemberween".

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Little Girl

Transcript

{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.}

HOMESTAR: What do you want for Decemberween?

LITTLE GIRL: I want {pauses, contemplating her answer} a space ship! {throws her arms into the air to emphasize}

{Homestar misinterpret's Little Girl's response, due to her lack of enunciation}

HOMESTAR: {befuddled} A space show?

{Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background.}

LITTLE GIRL: Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.

HOMESTAR: {waving back and forth} Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.

{Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.}

HOMESTAR: Hey, did you want to fix my hat?

LITTLE GIRL: Okay.

{Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success. She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.}

HOMESTAR: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!

LITTLE GIRL: That's okay.

{Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.}

HOMESTAR: What would you like for Decemberween?

{Slight cut.}

LITTLE GIRL: DVD.

HOMESTAR: DVD?

LITTLE GIRL: Do--do you like all these DVDs? {she makes an 'all encompassing' gesture with her hands}

HOMESTAR: I love every DVD that was ever made.

LITTLE GIRL: What kind of DVD do you like?

HOMESTAR: I like space show DVDs best.

{Cut.}

LITTLE GIRL: Going to get lots and lots of presents!

{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl again}

HOMESTAR: Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have?

{Cut.}

LITTLE GIRL: {singing, sort of} Some jelly, and peanut butter.

HOMESTAR: {singing} Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter. {his hat begins to slip off his head as he sings} Here goes my hat.

{Cut.}

LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} That sounds like funny.

HOMESTAR: It sounds like funny, but it's not.

Fun Facts

• This cartoon is an Easter Egg on the Decemberween In July Menu. To get to it, click on the green light at the top of the screen, directly above the "w" in "Decemberween".
• It seems that this is the only cartoon with a sequel. (Homestar vs. Little Girl 2)
• "Jelly, and peanut butter" might come from a song that small children sing that goes,"Peanut butter, and jelly."
• The part about space ship and space show sounds kind of like special. This may have to do with the little girl wanting a Decemberween special to be shown on TV or homstarrunner.com.
• In the Homestar vs. Little Girl easter egg, the little girl asks for "space shows" which is the name of one of tapes from the easter egg in 12:00.

External Links

• view the flash file for "Homestar vs. Little Girl"