Teen Girl Squad Issue 6

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Teen Girl Squad Issue #6
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"Yo, this lion's innards are looking... SO GOOD!"

The Teen Girl Squad celebrates Decemberween by jumping into a lion's mouth for presents.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Gift Exchange Lion, Arrow'd Guy, Arrow'd Guy, Smiley Face Man, Hawaiian Guy, Wave o' Babies

Places: The Field, Inside the Lion

Date: Monday, July 12, 2004

Running Time: 1:22

Page Title: (if accessed from Decemberween in July) DecemberTeen Girl Squad
Page Title: (if accessed from Teen Girl Squad menu) Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!!

DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1, Everything Else, Volume 2

Contents

[edit] Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {Wants a pony} So and So! {Wants a savings bond} What's Her Face! {Wants a new stepdad} The Ugly One! {Wants to be Cheerleader}

CHEERLEADER: Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange.

SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE: FUNTIME!

CHEERLEADER: Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. {the screen pulls back to show a lion standing next to Cheerleader} What's Her Face, you choose first.

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm... hesitant.

CHEERLEADER: Fine then, you won't get any presents.

THE UGLY ONE: {crazed} I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS! CANNONBALL! {she jumps into the lion's mouth}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: CHOMP!

{cut to a table with three judges. Two of them are the Arrow'd Guy with severe pit stains. The other is Smiley Face Man. They are all holding signs that say 2.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: TWO'D!

{cut back to the girls}

CHEERLEADER: Uh, So and So, I'm thinking you're next.

SO AND SO: {thinking} Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... {out loud} TRIPLE SALCHOW! {jumps into the lion's mouth}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SHOMP!

SO AND SO: {from within} Come on in, the water's great!

CHEERLEADER: Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF!

{Cheerleader jumps into lion's mouth. Her leg hangs out of it.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SHOOP! {cut to the judges. They are holding signs with noses on them.} 3 noses?

{cut back to What's Her Face}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm vegan.

{A guy in a Hawaiian shirt appears playing a ukelele, and a large pile of babies appears behind What's Her Face, about to fall on her.}

HAWAIIAN GUY: {singing} Wave o' babies!

{cut to inside the lion. Cheerleader is upside-down.}

CHEERLEADER: Yo, this lion's innards are looking...

CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!

SO AND SO: Here I got you this present. {hands a present to Cheerleader, who opens it.}

CHEERLEADER: Oh, a gift card for fashion, how did you know?

THE UGLY ONE: {picks up a corpse} I got you this half digested gazelle carcass.

{Pause}

CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, and THE UGLY ONE: GAZELLE CARCASS!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!

[edit] Easter Eggs

  • Click the O at the end in "It's Over!" for a small short with What's Her Face playing a game of Marco Polo with Cheerleader. Also, two babies (from the Wave O'Babies) are clinging to What's Her Face.
CHEERLEADER: Marco.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Polo.
CHEERLEADER: FISH OUT OF WATER!!
WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag.

[edit] Fun Facts

[edit] Trivia

  • This is the second issue of Teen Girl Squad where no one is killed, although hanging out inside a lion is probably detrimental to one's health in the long run.
  • The YouTube description for this toon is "As per tradition, the girls exchange Decemberween presents in the digestive system of an apex predator."

[edit] Remarks

  • The Ugly One has sharp teeth when she runs past, as in other Teen Girl Squad toons where a character is depicted as being mad with desire or nervousness.
  • An unfinished version of this was shown at an appearance at the University of Central Florida in spring 2004. Not all of the voices were dubbed yet (leading Matt Chapman to deliver them live), the line-up was out of order, and the cartoon cut off after both The Ugly One and So and So had been devoured normally. In this version, the lion asked Cheerleader to make out, leading to What's Her Face being weirded out and the cartoon cutting off. So and So was eaten when she approached the lion normally after saying the lion couldn't possibly eat two teenage girls.
  • This toon can be accessed from two different URLs: tgs6.html and dween_tgs.html.
  • In the intro, Cheerleader has nothing written on her shirt. In the toon, her shirt says "purty".
  • This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon with no "Again" link at the end.
  • The Arrow'd Guy does appear in this issue twice, but neither of them have their mouths open.
  • The lion has only three legs.
  • A Triple Salchow is actually a figure skating jump, not a dive, as So and So implies.
  • Apparently, the inside of the lion is bigger than the outside.
  • The Ugly One holds the gazelle carcass with both hands. When all three shout "Gazelle Carcass!" her hands drop to the side and the carcass remains suspended in mid-air.

[edit] Goofs

  • The speech balloons, gazelle carcass, and the present in the scene inside the lion cover up the paper's blue lines.

[edit] Inside References

[edit] Real-World References

  • The Easter egg is a reference to the children's game Marco Polo and its variant Fish out of Water.
  • "3 noses?" may reference an episode of the Magic School Bus, in which the judges award points for the best smell with a score in "noses".
  • Wave o' Babies may be a reference to the song "Wave Babies" by the band Honeymoon Suite (1985).

[edit] DVD Version

  • On Everything Else, Volume 1, the Marco Polo Easter egg is accessible by highlighting the O in "over". On Everything Else, Volume 2, it is accessible via the H*R logo.

[edit] External Links

[edit] As accessed from Decemberween in July

[edit] As accessed from the Teen Girl Squad menu

Teen Girl Squad
Characters Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One
Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15
SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen
Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast
Decemberween in July
Decemberween Teen Girl Squad | That Time of Year | Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes | Homestar and the Nice Present | Homestar vs. Little Girl | Seasonal Sweaters
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