Teen Girl Squad Deaths
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The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.
[edit] Injuries and Deaths in Main Teen Girl Squad Episodes
| Issue | Cheerleader | So and So | What's Her Face | The Ugly One | Other |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | N/A | "Voip" by Visor Robot | "Punt!" by dinosaur | "Arrowed!" by Arrow'd Guy | N/A |
| 2 | "Grasp!" (Carried away by a large bat, survived) | N/A | "Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived) | "Swoop!" (Carried away by a large buzzard, survived) | No "I" in Team Boy squashed by "Children!" truck |
| 3 | N/A | N/A | "possums..." (survived) | "MSG'd!"(survived) | N/A |
| 4 | "Cerebellum'd!" | Fell down a bottomless pit | Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived) | Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived) | N/A |
| 5 | "Sailing mishap!" | Punted by Cheerleader (survived) | N/A | "Perch!" (survived) | N/A |
| 6 | "Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived) | "Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived) | Wave of Babies (survived) | "Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived) | N/A |
| 7 | "Squished." | Mrs. Commanderson (survived) | Mrs. Commanderson (survived) | Mrs. Commanderson (survived) | Tompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver) |
| 8 | Eaten by shark | "Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die) | Eaten by shark | "Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! Pom-Pommed??" | N/A |
| 9 | "Driver's Ed'ed Dead" (run over by Learner's Permit Girl) | Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews (impaled by a spear by Arrow'd Guy) | Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce | BFF-Baow! Fom! Froosh! (Punched by a tree, which then fell on top of her and spontaneously combusted) | Mr. Pitters eaten by vultures |
| 10 | "Caber tossed!!" | p0wned! by Tompkins's video game | "Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior | "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad) | N/A |
| 10 (Easter egg) | Body parts rearranged | Crushed by giant golf ball | Lampshade covers head | Eaten by carnivorous plant | N/A |
| 11 | "Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso | Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived) | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D" | "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D" | Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D" |
| 12 | Killed by flying USB dongle goblin | Run over by TINES racing car | N/A | "Bad Juju!!" | Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin |
| 13 | "Eau de Toilette!" | Garbage disposal (Oh, what a way to go) | The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK! | "Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party | Tompkins: "BABYSAT!" |
| 14 | " | So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage | Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!! | N/A | Seniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them (survived) |
| 15 | "Pretty Prism!!" | "Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar) | "Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!) | N/A | D n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!" Tompkins: "Tenerrow'd!!" |
| HR | Turned into stone by Medusa | "Cliff Noted!" (eaten by Moby Dick) | "A Splode!" (had her car blown up by gangsters) | "GuesswhatVOIPed!" by a robotic penguin | Any of the girls can also be killed by: "Triple Doubled!" (getting dunked through a basketball hoop) Mustard gas caused by perfume stank plus athletic stonk "Alternative Energy Source'd!" (getting fried by sunlight reflected off a mirror while wearing suntan lotion) "Fundamentals!" (getting her hairspray ignited by a flaming basketball) "RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently" (trampled by rats after receiving a TXT MSG with the Brainkrieg Ringtone) Getting stomped after METAMORPHOSING into a roach monster. Robotic Penguin: Dies after choking on The Ugly One's chocolate bar |
| SBtF | No Unique Deaths | "THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!" (burned up in the atmosphere after flying a car into space) | No Unique Deaths | No Unique Deaths | Any of the girls can also be killed by: "Di-GESTED WHOLE!" (eaten by an anaconda) "BRAIN OUT OF NOSE WITH A HOOK!" (having brain removed while wrapped up like a mummy) "GORE'D!!!" (during a mammoth stampede) "SPEARROWED! (killed by a hunter after being mistaken for a sickly mammoth "CROSS-FYAH!" (caught in crossfire between storekeeper and shopper with machine gun) "SABER-TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't obvious" (eaten by a saber-tooth tiger) "CURSE OF THE GODS! THE NEW ALBUM FROM A-NOOB-IS!" (killed by scarab beetles sent by Anubis as punishment for insolence) "Dead... Dead... Dead... Dead-dead!" (crushed by a monolith) "WONDERFULLY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE RESEARCH!" (sank into a tarpit) "METEOR'D!" (all mammals go extinct after a meteor causes global climate change, to which a Teen Girl reacts) Lizard Teen Girl Squad: "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!" (killed by Charles Darwin's music) |
| BotB | "Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo) | "Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus) | "P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller) | "English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire) | N/A |
[edit] Injuries and Deaths in other Teen Girl Squad appearances
- 404'd and Neon 404'd — The Ugly One is "404'd!" (has arrows shot through her) by Arrow'd Guy.
- virus — The King of Town is repeatedly slapped by The Ugly One when The Virus sends him to the Teen Girl Squad world.
- love poems — Meredith and Kimberly get "Shakespeared!" (have a spear thrown through them) by Arrow'd Guy.
- Decomposing Pumpkin — Brainkrieg's drummer is hit by a decomposing pumpkin.
- The House That Gave Sucky Tricks — The Ugly One gets "disemjowel'd" by a lunatic with a machété.
- Trogdor's Fiery Rage — What's Her Face and the Gregs are crushed by a deck of cards.
- Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare — What's Her Face is chopped in half with a "SYNTAXE ERROR" from BASICA.
[edit] Analysis
| Character | Survived, Uninjured | Survived, Injured | Survived (Total) | Survived Alone |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cheerleader | 3 (TGS 1, 2, 3) | 1 (TGS 6) | 4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6) | 1 (TGS 1) |
| So and So | 2 (TGS 2, 3) | 3 (TGS 5, 6, 11) | 5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11) | 1 (TGS 11) |
| What's Her Face | 2 (TGS 5, 12) | 4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6) | 6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12) | 1 (TGS 12) |
| The Ugly One | 4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15) | 3 (TGS 3, 4, 6) | 7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15) | 3 (TGS 10, 14, 15) |
| Teen Girl Squad | |
|---|---|
| Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
| Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
| Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
| Other | Teen Girl Squad Deaths, 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast |
