User:Thesmokingmonkey

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The Smoking Monkey

For one reason or another, you have come to the user page of the person calling himself The Smoking Monkey. Previously, this page was devoted more to the concept of the Monkey, because the Monkey wasn't fully comfortable "being himself" in a strange, possibly hostile environment. However, as the weeks have passed, the Monkey has relaxed and decided to drop the chimp-front and reveal a small bit about himself and what it is he's doing here.

The Real Monkey

Hello, fellow HRWikiers! My name is Dave. I'm 28, an Army combat veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom, and I've been a huge H*R fan since stumbling across it surfing the "web" after I got back from Iraq in late 2003. I liked it immediately, but it wasn't until crazy cartoon (when I laughed so hard I nearly killed myself when the lemonade I was drinking almost went into my lungs) that I knew I had fallen in love with the quirky web cartoon. When not working, I dabble in fiction and non-fiction writing, making music, video gamin', and yes, the occasional beer or two or three. For those that would care, I quit smoking months ago, although I still slip up every now and again.

Monkey the Enforcer

Here at the Wiki, I've become a law-and-order type, maybe like the Mel Gibson character in Lethal Weapon, though not I'm not suicidal, or teamed with a cagey old veteran cop nearing retirement, or short, or Australian. Come to think of it, I'm nothing at all like the Mel Gibson character in Lethal Weapon. I'm a member of the Recent Changes Patrol, and focus most of my energy making sure every edit is a good edit. To date, I've caught three trolls and hope to catch many more; perhaps one day I can live up to the standard set by BazookaJoe!

Monkey the Creator!?!?

Now and then I'll make minor contributions here and there, but this Wiki community is so sharp on the ins and outs of the H*R Universe, I just let them do their thing. I'm constantly amazed at the dedication and professionalism of the major contributors to this site, especially It's dot com, who has given me some timely and sage advice during my time here.

Recently, I was shocked to see the community noticed my work on Free Country, USA and made it a featured article! It came about oddly - some anonymous user added some info, and I reverted it. Then someone re-reverted it: "it was good", they said. Then I reverted it again. Then It's dot com stepped in and reminded me just because an edit is anonymous, it's not automatically bad. Then, I started looking closely at the article, and before long, I got a wee bit obsessive adding things, sorting other things out, and generally trying to flesh out what Free Country was.

I was so pleased with how that page turned out, I've decided to try my hand at other pages that could use a little freshening up. I just gave the character pages for the Teen Girl Squad an overhaul and have worked in the past on such illustrious pages as Balding Man and this user page. Who knows what obscure, out of the way page will get the Smoking Monkey treatment next? Sadly, only time can tell for sure.

What's the Deal With the Monkey Name, Anyway?

I know someone out there has wondered, "why is this yahoo calling himself 'the smoking monkey'? Is he obsessed with monkeys? Does he think he's being ever-so-clever by hinting at some kind of laissez-faire slacker lifestyle? The answer to these important questions are: I'm not exactly sure, not really, and no. Some months ago, mass media was running this human interest story - er, a chimpanzee interest story - about a chimp in the Johannesburg Zoo that had picked up smoking. Much like the idiots one sees at the zoo throw junk food to endagered species, South African idiots had been throwing lit cigarettes at the chimps. And, wouldn't you know it, one chimp aped his distant genetic relatives and started smoking them. Now, if there couldn't possibly be any more idiocy crammed into this story, the talking heads relating the story said marvelously insightful things after rolling the clips like, "I don't think that's setting a very good example for children!" and "Monkey see, monkey do, right? Ha, ha, ha." In short, the story was such a mixture of the mundane, the ridiculous, and even the tragic, I identified with that chain-smoking chimp, and felt he needed to be honored somehow. And so a name, such as it is, was born.

The Smoking Monkey Pledge

If I revert your edit and you feel slighted, feel free to bring it to my talk page. I do make mistakes, like the time I let a looter go and then arrested him again an hour later for trying to steal the same fish he was trying to steal when I arrested him in the first place. Also, I don't claim any special authority here at the Wiki - I simply try to enforce established rules and make sure that this Wiki stays the outstanding Homestar Runner resource that it is! - THE SMOKING MONKEY