Balding Man
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| - | + | [[Image:balding_man.png|thumb|right|200px|This guy needs a leg up on the pile]] | |
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| + | The '''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man wearing a polo shirt and jeans who uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness|male-pattern baldness]]. His financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart|Pop-Tart]] in [[Senor Mortgage]]. | ||
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| + | He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]]. Balding Man has been rescued twice from the depths of despair by Senor Cardgage's entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he achieved the "re-financin' " promised in Senor Mortgage or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices". | ||
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| + | ===Complete Filmography=== | ||
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| + | *'''Debut:''' [[Senor Mortgage]] | ||
| + | *[[Senorial Day]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Notapproved.PNG|thumb|left|200px|Sketched balding men]] | ||
| + | [[Image:balding_guys_livingroom.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Balding Man not enjoying a Cold One]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 23:34, 11 November 2005
Biography
The Balding Man is a short, middle-aged man wearing a polo shirt and jeans who uses a comb-over to hide his advanced case of male-pattern baldness. His financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten Pop-Tart in Senor Mortgage.
He has been called the "Husband of the Year", although he is depicted as being alone. So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of Senor Mortgage and Senorial Day. Balding Man has been rescued twice from the depths of despair by Senor Cardgage's entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he achieved the "re-financin' " promised in Senor Mortgage or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".
Complete Filmography
- Debut: Senor Mortgage
- Senorial Day
