Homestar vs. Other Little Girl

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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{Climbs on the chair}'' Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{Climbs on the chair}'' Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Well, you got to teach me then.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, you got to teach me then.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': I am!
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' I am!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': OK, what are we going to learn today in school?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' OK, what are we going to learn today in school?
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen}'' You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen}'' You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you.
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That's an amazing song!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's an amazing song!
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{Showing a cutout of the United States}'' Um—this is... has to be held up really carefully.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{Showing a cutout of the United States}'' Um—this is... has to be held up really carefully.
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': It's called... The United States of America.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' It's called... The United States of America.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Uhhhhh...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhhh...
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': What planet is it on?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What planet is it on?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Ahh... There's only one planet.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Ahh... There's only one planet.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Well, there's only one planet that have air.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Well, there's only one planet that have air.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Ohhh!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhh!
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Where you live? Right here?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Where you live? Right here?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No. That's Texas.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No. That's Texas.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': No, it's not!
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' No, it's not!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No? Where is that?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No? Where is that?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': It's Texas.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' It's Texas.
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Where do you live?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where do you live?
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Right here in Georgia.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Right here in Georgia.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': That's look like Missipity.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's look like Missipity.
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': Not Mississippi...
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' Not Mississippi...
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': No?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No?
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. ''{She hugs him}'' Awww... That's the sweetest hug.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. ''{She hugs him}'' Awww... That's the sweetest hug.
''{Cut}''
''{Cut}''
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''{Other Little Girl hits Homestar in the head and he falls down}''
''{Other Little Girl hits Homestar in the head and he falls down}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Aach!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Aach!
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL''': ''{laughs}''
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'''OTHER LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}''
== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==

Revision as of 18:30, 28 November 2005

"You can never live in two places..."

Homestar learns stuff from another little girl.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Other Little Girl

Date: November 28, 2005

Running Time: 1:25

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Transcript

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Climbs on the chair} Homestar, you need classes. You don't go to school and you don't know anything.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, you got to teach me then.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: I am!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: OK, what are we going to learn today in school?

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Singing and playing the keyboard and as she sings the words appear on screen} You can never live in two places... 'Cause there's only one of you.

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's an amazing song!

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {Showing a cutout of the United States} Um—this is... has to be held up really carefully.

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's called... The United States of America.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhhh...

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What planet is it on?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Ahh... There's only one planet.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's only one planet now? What happened to the rest?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Well, there's only one planet that have air.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh!

{Cut}

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Where you live? Right here?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No. That's Texas.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: No, it's not!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No? Where is that?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: It's Texas.

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Where do you live?

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Right here in Georgia.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's look like Missipity.

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: Not Mississippi...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No?

{Cut}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're pretty smart, Other Little Girl. {She hugs him} Awww... That's the sweetest hug.

{Cut}

{Other Little Girl hits Homestar in the head and he falls down}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aach!

OTHER LITTLE GIRL: {laughs}

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