User:VolatileChemical

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Revision as of 04:56, 26 January 2006

Hi. I'm insert title page here. I really like Homestar Runner, as I have for about four* years, so I decided to help the people on this site chronicle everything we know about him. And some other guys. And Marzipan. And the peoples who have yet to be determined. shudders Anyway, I hail from Canada, and, as a part of the monarchial commonwealth, am a faithful servant and lackey of the crown. As a Canuck, I am obsessed with, uh...beer, especially Canadian beer, and duck hunting, probably. A useless hunk of skin, bones, interior organs and unidentifiable crap, and as a fan of the series, my construction is just a lot of fan material. No pun intended. Well, yes there was, a little.

I'm slightly proud that I created a certain page, until it was changed to being [the biggest] section of this page.

Oh, I have to say that this is my absolute favourite quote from the site:

]So, Jackson, as you can plainly see, things move a mile a
minute 'round her'. Except for that Strong Sad. That guy's
a real bore. And quite a fan of Danish physicist Niels Bohr.
The most aptly named of all Danish physicists. 

*Actual time of likeage may or may not actually be five years. Expert archeologists and romantic comedy film screenplay writers alike estimate around four to five, but the actual time was lost centuries ago**.

**This may or may not be true as well.