SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar
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==Commercial Jingle== | ==Commercial Jingle== | ||
| - | < | + | <blockquote>You got the munch<br> |
| - | The crisp and the crunch | + | The crisp and the crunch<br> |
| - | livin’ in the gutter with grandma | + | livin’ in the gutter with grandma<br> |
| - | When Coach puts you in | + | When Coach puts you in<br> |
| - | you gotta go for the win. | + | you gotta go for the win.<br> |
| - | Y2K turned out all right! | + | Y2K turned out all right!<br> |
| - | SBLOUNSKCHED! | + | SBLOUNSKCHED! <br> |
| - | You can do it! | + | You can do it!<br> |
| - | SBLOUNSKCHED! | + | SBLOUNSKCHED! <br> |
| - | Crunchy chew it! | + | Crunchy chew it!<br> |
| - | Who’s got the money?!? | + | Who’s got the money?!?<br> |
| - | You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!</ | + | You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!<br></blockquote> |
==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
Revision as of 00:09, 8 April 2006
The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy concoction is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging.
Ingredients
- Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
- Encased in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid
- Floating in a channel of liquid nougat
- Rolled up in a solid crispety cookety log
- Covered with rich, creamy...pepperoni
- Sprinkled with tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal
- Smothered with BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate
Commercial Jingle
You got the munch
The crisp and the crunch
livin’ in the gutter with grandma
When Coach puts you in
you gotta go for the win.
Y2K turned out all right!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
You can do it!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
Crunchy chew it!
Who’s got the money?!?
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!
Appearances
- Email candy product
