SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar
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[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDbar.png|thumb|right|200px|"Ta-dah!!!"]] | [[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDbar.png|thumb|right|200px|"Ta-dah!!!"]] | ||
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The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy [[Concoctions|concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. | The '''SBLOUNSKCHED! bar''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by [[Cheap as Free|Cheap as Free Foodstuffs]]. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy [[Concoctions|concoction]] is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging. | ||
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==Ingredients== | ==Ingredients== | ||
[[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|right|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]] | [[Image:Other SBLOUNSKCHED bar.png|thumb|right|"You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!"]] | ||
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*Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] | *Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] | ||
*Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC) | *Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC) | ||
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==Commercial Jingle== | ==Commercial Jingle== | ||
[[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|right|"A pair of half-eaten choco-pants"]] | [[Image:SBLOUNSKCHEDPantsBar.png|100px|thumb|right|"A pair of half-eaten choco-pants"]] | ||
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Who's got the money?!?<br> | Who's got the money?!?<br> | ||
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!<br></blockquote> | You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!<br></blockquote> | ||
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==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
Revision as of 08:55, 30 May 2006
The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by Cheap as Free Foodstuffs. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! The candy concoction is shaped like Strong Bad's pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The missing bite is not reflected in the packaging.
Ingredients
- Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
- Globules of semi-solid licorice colloid
- Channel of liquid nougat
- Crispety cookety log
- Rich, creamy pepperoni
- Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal
- Boring Brown Chocolate (BBC)
Commercial Jingle
You got the munch,
The crisp and the crunch.
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.
When Coach puts you in,
you gotta go for the win.
Y2K turned out all right!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
You can do it!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
Crunchy chew it!
Who's got the money?!?
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!
Appearances
- Email candy product
