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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's so funny that you should say that Jamie, because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.''{Pronounces "jamie" as an unintelligible mumble; "snotty nose" echoes.}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' That's so funny that you should say that Jamie, because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.''{Pronounces "jamie" as an unintelligible mumble; "snotty nose" echoes.}'' | ||
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| + | I guess the NO LOAFING sign could take a cue from the fast food, soft drink, and bad sports team industries and combat bad sales and decades of losing with a slick logo redesign. | ||
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| + | First you squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. | ||
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| + | Then we need to make it all fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo. Flo Jo in a tuxedo. | ||
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| + | Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No whammys, no whammys. | ||
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| + | Awww... Ouch, man. | ||
Revision as of 13:30, 10 July 2006
| Strong Bad Email #153 |
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Strong Bad considers redesigning the No Loafing sign and painting his room.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Coach Z
Places: Computer Room, ?
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: July 10, 2006
Running Time: ?
Page Title: Lappy 486
Transcript
Scene Opens in darkened room with "yellow tape" all over the Lappy. Lights go on. Enter Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: (Starts clearing tape away, starts singing} Email is nice, (unintelligible), (finishes clearing) email is twice (unintelligible).
subject: keeping life excitingdear strong bad,
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue
paint.
jamie ericson canada
{The "dear strong bad" echoes. Strong Bad pronounces "jamie ericson" as "hamiay eric-SON".}
STRONG BAD: {typing} That's so funny that you should say that Jamie, because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.{Pronounces "jamie" as an unintelligible mumble; "snotty nose" echoes.}
I guess the NO LOAFING sign could take a cue from the fast food, soft drink, and bad sports team industries and combat bad sales and decades of losing with a slick logo redesign.
First you squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, and turn it all around.
Then we need to make it all fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo. Flo Jo in a tuxedo.
Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No whammys, no whammys.
Awww... Ouch, man.
