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Then we need to make it all fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo. Flo Jo in a tuxedo. | Then we need to make it all fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo. Flo Jo in a tuxedo. | ||
| - | Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No | + | Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No Whammies, no Whammies. |
Awww... Ouch, man. | Awww... Ouch, man. | ||
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Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines comes one of those actually pretty hard to read message board signs... | Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines comes one of those actually pretty hard to read message board signs... | ||
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| + | *"Big Bucks, no [[Wikipedia:Whammy (Press Your Luck)|Whammies]]" was commonly chanted by players on the game show [[Wikipedia:Press Your Luck|Press Your Luck]]. | ||
Revision as of 13:40, 10 July 2006
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Strong Bad considers redesigning the No Loafing sign and painting his room.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, Coach Z
Places: Computer Room, ?
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: July 10, 2006
Running Time: ?
Page Title: Lappy 486
Transcript
Scene Opens in darkened room with yellow tape (reading "YELLOWTAPE LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy. Lights go on. Enter Strong Bad
STRONG BAD: (Starts clearing tape away, starts singing} Email is nice, (unintelligible), (finishes clearing) email is twice (unintelligible).
subject: keeping life excitingdear strong bad,
dude i am getting bored of the "no loafing" sign and blue
paint.
jamie ericson canada
{The "dear strong bad" echoes. Strong Bad pronounces "jamie ericson" as "hamiay eric-SON".}
STRONG BAD: {typing} That's so funny that you should say that Jamie, because I was just thinking how bored I am with your butt, and your face, and your snotty nose.{Pronounces "jamie" as an unintelligible mumble; "snotty nose" echoes.}
I guess the NO LOAFING sign could take a cue from the fast food, soft drink, and bad sports team industries and combat bad sales and decades of losing with a slick logo redesign.
First you squish it, skew it, and turn it all around. Squish it, skew it, and turn it all around.
Then we need to make it all fast and slick and shiny like Flo Jo in a tuxedo. Flo Jo in a tuxedo.
Now it's time to play Color Wheel Roulette. No Whammies, no Whammies.
Awww... Ouch, man.
Now, just when you think you're done, you gotta dip it in molten Plexiglass to give it that "children under 3 are sure to choke on it" goodness.
Oh, wait. Almost forgot the fangs
Well, I don't know how we're going to print it out, seeing as how someone sliced off the back of your monitor. And quit rubbing that plastic bar of soap on the desk. You clearly don't have what it takes to bring NO LOAFING into the digital age. But I does!
Fresh from elementary school cafetoriums and lotto machines comes one of those actually pretty hard to read message board signs...
Fun Facts
Real World References
- "Big Bucks, no Whammies" was commonly chanted by players on the game show Press Your Luck.
