Baloney Sammich Truck

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"Come on, people! Come on, palm tree!"

The Baloney Sammich Truck was driven by Bubs for a number of summers. In 2006, he drove it to a beach, as seen in Weclome Back, in order to sell baloney sandwiches to people (and perhaps a palm tree). He offered several varieties of sandwiches, including:

• "Gumball Surprise"
• "Open Smiley Face"
• "I Heart Baloney"
• "Dog Food"
• "It's Not a Real Popsicle"
• "Inside Out"

He claimed that summer was about his best yet, as he sold exactly zero baloney sandwiches.