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<author name="The Mu" url="http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:The_Mu" />
<line start="91" end="113"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red">HOMESTAR: {sigh}<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="114" end="175"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red">Sitting on the couch is zero fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="177" end="238"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Well, why don't you do something constructive, like read a book, or write a novella?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="246" end="295"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red">Naw, I already did some writing today. And then I read what I wrote.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="296" end="325"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Yay! Good for you. Can I see it?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="326" end="349"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">It's right over there! Check it out!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="350" end="387"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Why did you write "Cool Tapes" on my wall?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="388" end="431"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Well, <i>hello</i>? Maybe because I like cool tapes?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="432" end="475"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Well, I hope you like cool <i>painting</i>, because this has got to go!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="476" end="511"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Mwa mwa mwaaaaaa.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="538" end="602"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Say there, ol' Bubs, I need three cans of yella paint, and a pair of cool shades.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="603" end="636"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">Sorry customer, I'm closed.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="637" end="685"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">But you're standing right there! And I see the yella paint right next to you!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="688" end="756"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">But I'm closed! Cutbacks, layoffs, downsizing... You know the drill.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="760" end="806"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Hey Bubs, can you steal three cans of yella paint for me?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="810" end="860"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">I never pass up a chance to stick it to the man! Here ya go!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="861" end="897"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">I slipped the cool shades in the can number 2!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="900" end="927"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Thanks, Bubs! Power to the people!!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="928" end="942"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">I heard that!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="971" end="1009"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">I think I'm gonna bust out my cool shades!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1028" end="1066"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Cool! Everything's yellow and drippy.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1068" end="1086"><![CDATA[<span style="color: grey;">STRONG SAD: Hey, Homestar.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1088" end="1113"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Oh, hello, dripping yellow madness!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1115" end="1195"><![CDATA[<span style="color: grey;">What? I'm Strong Sad. Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after 5<sup>th</sup> grade!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1200" end="1283"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Look, I'd love to stay and argue that you are, in fact, Dripping Yellow Madness, but this paint and I have a date with the wall!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1290" end="1326"><![CDATA[<span style="color: grey;">I wish I had a date with a wall...<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1330" end="1354"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Go for it! Here, you'll need these.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1358" end="1365"><![CDATA[<span style="color: grey;">STRONG SAD: Oh!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1370" end="1396"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">And, uh, good luck tonight. {tongue click}<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1403" end="1490"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: 90%;">Waaaaaaaaaaaaah... I'm at the bottom of a giant piiiiiiit...</span><br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1491" end="1536"><![CDATA[<span style="color: grey;">STRONG SAD:Homestar, take off those stupid cool shades!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1538" end="1569"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Yeah, I should probably return these things.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1570" end="1606"><![CDATA[<span style="color: grey;">STRONG SAD: Oh, getting lucky ton<i>iiiiiight</i>...<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1624" end="1660"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Hey, friend. Lemme get my money back for these cool shades.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1661" end="1690"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">BUBS: A little bit closer, Homestar.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1690" end="1698"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Oh.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1770" end="1735"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Lemme get my money back for these cool shades.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1737" end="1760"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">Sure! You got your reciept?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1750" end="1839"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Uh, no. The sales reperesentative that I spoke to gave them to me free of charge.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1840" end="1871"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">I believe his name was Stan.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1875" end="1919"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">Stan? I fired that guy after the 5<sup>th</sup> grade!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1923" end="1988"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">Without a reciept, I can only exchange it for something of lesser or much lesser value.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="1990" end="2026"><![CDATA[<span style="color: orange;">And the only thing that qualifies is this!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2030" end="2080"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">These'll do! These'll do just fine!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2166" end="2195"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">All right, boys! From the top. One, two —<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2196" end="2228"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">What in Pete Sampras is going on here?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2230" end="2317"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Well, you took too long, so... Strong Mad and The Cheat and I formed a band called Cool Tapes.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2319" end="2367"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">Oh, really?! What kind of {pause} music do you play?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2370" end="2452"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink">Well, we'll show you. We only have one song, and it's not quite finished, but here goes. Ready, boys?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2455" end="2465"><![CDATA[<span style="color: white">{Music begins}<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2470" end="2494"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink">One, two, three, four!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2495" end="2531"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Cool tapes are cool, 'cause they're where it is at.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2535" end="2567"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Cool tapes are cool, and we like it like that!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2580" end="2590"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Cool tapes.<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2597" end="2669"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Cool tapes. We'd like to get down with cool, cool tapes. We'd like to get down with...<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2673" end="2700"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">Um.... um...<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2700" end="2725"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">A bag of four grapes?<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2730" end="2800"><![CDATA[<span style="color: pink;">A bag of four grapes!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2817" end="2941"><![CDATA[<span style="color: white;">{Music ends, applause}<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2950" end="2980"><![CDATA[<span style="color: white;">VOICE ON TV: ...same truck that tried to kill my dad!<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="2982" end="3020"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">STRONG BAD: Hey, The Cheat! We catch anything in the death hole today?
<line start="3025" end="3040"><![CDATA[<span style="color: yellow;">{The Cheat noises}<br /></span>]]></line>
<line start="3041" end="3095"><![CDATA[<span style="color: red;">What? There's no way he could have been in there! He moved away after 5<sup>th</sup> grade!!<br /></span>]]></line>
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