Subtitles:sbemail150/en

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  <line start="17" end="80"><sfx>accoustic accompaniment<br /></sfx><strongbad>I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows...</strongbad></line>
  <line start="85" end="150" speaker="strongbad">... on the wiiiiiiiiiiings of an emaiiiiiiiil!</line>
  <line start="155" end="160" speaker="sfx">accoustic music ends</line>
  <line start="170" end="180" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, man.</line>
  <line start="185" end="195" speaker="strongsad">No prob, Bob.</line>
  
  <line start="215" end="225" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="230" end="250" speaker="strongbad">Got some question marks for you.</line>
  <line start="660" end="670" speaker="strongbad">Isn't that right, The Cheat?</line>
  <line start="675" end="692" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="695" end="725" speaker="strongbad">What? This thing only cost us fourteen bucks?</line>
  <line start="730" end="785" speaker="strongbad">Well, that's like a hundred million dollars in dog years, right?</line>
  <line start="788" end="793" speaker="thecheat">Meh!</line>
  <line start="795" end="824" speaker="strongbad">Alright! Mash go on that blender!</line>
  <line start="837" end="850" speaker="sfx">electrical disturbance noises</line>
  <line start="860" end="905" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho! Swirly Photoshopped magic!</line>
  <line start="910" end="950" speaker="strongbad">I bet this thing could release some serious cacodemons.</line>
  
  <line start="955" end="985" speaker="strongbad">So... what? I- I just jump in?</line>
  <line start="986" end="995" speaker="thecheat">Meh, meh.</line>
  
  <line start="1000" end="1016" speaker="strongbad">Obie kaybe!</line>
  <line start="1018" end="1026" speaker="strongbad">Jump!</line>
  <line start="1933" end="2000" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes, and for my next parlor trick, I shan't make anything appear!</line>
  <line start="2010" end="2030" speaker="strongbad">Oh. H- Hi.</line>
  <line start="2032" end="2082" speaker="oldstrongbad">You frightly-colored baboon! You ruined my vaudeville!</line>
  <line start="2090" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ah! Shades of gray tomatoes!</line>
  <line start="2147" end="2175" speaker="strongbad">What is up, my enourmous vector brother?</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">So, uh... What do you do for fun around here?</line>
  
  <line start="2250" end="2266" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that's pretty cool.</line>
  <line start="2270" end="2295" speaker="stinkoman">Hey guys! How's challenges?</line>
  <line start="2318" end="2337" speaker="strongbad">Woah, you two know each other?</line>
  <line start="2340" end="2385" speaker="stinkoman">Oh, totally sure! He's my training simulator!</line>
  <line start="2387" end="2400" speaker="stinkoman">Check it out!</line>
  <line start="2460" end="2477" speaker="stinkoman">Nice work, big nose!</line>
  <line start="2480" end="2490" speaker="strongbad">Big nose?</line>
  <line start="2492" end="2502" speaker="stinkoman">Your nose!</line>
  <line start="2520" end="2530" speaker="all">Uh-oh!</line>
  <line start="2920" end="2925" speaker="oldstrongbad">Jump.</line>
  <line start="2950" end="2974" speaker="sfx">upbeat music</line>
  <line start="3113" end="3127" speaker="teenagestrongbad">Striped pants.</line>
  <line start="3145" end="3191" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!</line>
  <line start="3195" end="3236" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to make myself a real fruit smoothie here.</line>
  <line start="3245" end="3273" speaker="homestar">Any of you guys got any bee pollen?</line>
  <line start="3285" end="3330" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Quit messin' with my alternate universe portal!</line>
  <line start="3335" end="3395" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to replenish some electrolytes, if you don't mind.</line>
  <line start="3415" end="3460" speaker="strongbad">Wow. Just look at all of these Strong Bad-related faces.</line>
  <line start="3470" end="3535" speaker="strongbad">What an all-star cast! What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam?</line>
  <line start="3540" end="3565"><all>(groan)<br /></all><stinkoman>I guess...</stinkoman><oldstrongbad>If we must...</oldstrongbad></line>
  <line start="3575" end="3650" speaker="strongbad">There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world...</line>
  <line start="3660" end="3696" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' 'em down, checkin' 'em down...</line>
  <line start="3700" end="3740" speaker="stinkoman">I hope it's from a girrrrl!</line>
  <line start="3748" end="3820" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad....</line>
  <line start="3830" end="3865" speaker="cardgage">Let the little children go...</line>
  <line start="3914" end="3952" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad...</line>
  <line start="3960" end="3996" speaker="oldstrongbad">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="4000" end="4038" speaker="hudge">Save the last email for meeeeeeee!</line>
  <line start="4084" end="4200" speaker="strongbad">All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, 2005. I- I mean six.</line>
  <line start="4450" end="4480" speaker="homestar">(ahem) I suggest you give it to someone who will.</line>
  <line start="4485" end="4565" speaker="coachz">I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!</line>
  <line start="4588" end="4650" speaker="strongbad">Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage! My life is complete.</line>
  <line start="4655" end="4722" speaker="cardgage">Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tackle box.</line>
  <line start="4725" end="4767" speaker="strongbad">Hello there, tacklebox. I'm such a big fan.</line>
  <line start="4770" end="4847" speaker="cardgage">Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete.</line>
  <line start="4853" end="4867" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna adopt me?</line>
  <line start="4878" end="4900" speaker="strongbad">Aw, man!</line>
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