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-	{{sbenav|159b|retirement A|some kinda robot}}	+	#REDIRECT[[retirement]]
-	[[Image:sbemail159b.png|thumb|"Oh! Automatic hole-formatting."]]	+
-	Strong Bad continues from [[retirement A]], checking an email on the [[Compy 386]].	+
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-	'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|Marzipan}}, {{film|The King of Town}}, {{film|The Cheat}}, {{film|Strong Mad}}	+
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-	'''Places:'''	+
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-	{{Comp|Compy 386}}	+
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-	'''Date:''' October 3, 2006	+
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-	'''Running Time:''' 2:48	+
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-	'''Page Title:''' Lappy 486	+
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-	==Transcript==	+
-	{{inprogress}}	+
-	''{Strong Bad is in front of the Compy. Despite the hole, he manages to type "strongbad_email.exe".}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...	+
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-	''{He brings up the email. It is formatted around the hole.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Oooh! Automatic hole formatting! ''{starts reading}''	+
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-	<blockquote class="compy email">	+
-	Dear Strong Bad,<br />	+
-	I want to see you perform some amazing<br />	+
-	feats of<br />	+
-	wonder.<br />	+
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-	Very ser- &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; iously,<br />	+
-	Luke S.	+
-	</blockquote>	+
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-	''{Strong Bad says "Double Dear Strong Bad" in place of the first line, and after reading "wonder", he comments "You mean, more amazing than checking an email on this computer?!" In place of the name, he says "Luke South".}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I am very serious too. Serious about the most incredible, tantalizing, pants-defying, mind-googling sights in the whole world!! ''{stops typing}'' Lalalalalalaaaa!	+
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-	''{Cut back to show the whole computer room.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Ladies and Luke, I give you...	+
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-	'''{A cap falls on his head and a cane into his hand. The screen pans away to a carnival tent.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{as a sideshow caller}'' Strong Bad's Amazing Feats of Wonder! Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!	+
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-	''{Cut to inside the tent.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' First, in our gallery of occular oddities, is a contortionist with a twist!	+
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-	''{He moves away, revealing a curtain painted with "MARZiPAN - SHE-TYPE! KA-RAZY?"}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Feast your ??? eyes on Marzipan, the Human Woo-man ''{rolls the next "R"}'' Rrrrrotini!	+
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-	''{A logo for "The Human Woo-man Rotini appears, and the curtain lifts, revealing Marzipan with her hair tied up. She curls her neck like a spring. The audience makes amazed sounds.}''	+
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-	'''STRONG BAD:''' Behold! An ocean of pesto!	+
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-	''{Green liquid flies in from offscreen and lands on Marzipan.}''	+
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-	'''MARZIPAN:''' That's not part of my act!	+
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-	''{Cut to The King of Town, with some of the green liquid dribbling down from his moustache.}''	+
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-	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' I know! It's a part of ''mine'' lalalalalalalaaa!	+
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-	''{He slurps up the pesto from the side of his mouth}''	+
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-	'''Strong Bad:''' Now direct your attention to the peewee stage, where the flea circus has left town and the inmates are restless!  ????? and the Cheat's flea prison riot!	+
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-	''{The camera quickly zooms in on The Cheat to show a tiny flea prison rioting on him.}''	+
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-	'''Strong Bad:''' And lastly so ghastly, the eighth ffff-wonder of the world, house-mouth!	+
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-	'''Strong Mad:''' GRRRRAAAAHHHHH!	+
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-	''{Strong Mad's mouth opens up very wide in the shape of a house.}''	+
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-	'''Strong Bad:''' This land-locked leviathan conveniently subsists only on outdated electronics!	+
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-	''{Strong Mad eats the computer.  There is an electronic discharge, causing him to jump while sparks fly out of his mouth.}''	+
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-	'''Strong Bad:''' We did it lalalalalalala!  The Lappy, you're back...ey!  You and I have some unfinished business, little lady.	+
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-	''{The geddup noise is heard as Strong Bad takes a seat}''	+
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-	'''Strong Bad:''' ''{Typing}'' There you go, Jake-ula!  Now all the cliffhangers have been for real-ly solved!  ''{Stops typing}'' Okay, Lappy, I hope your battery's charged, cuz I'm finally taking you out for those hushpuppies you always wanted!	+
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-	''{Background music from a guitar and keyboard play.  After about ten seconds, a record scratch sounds.}''	+
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-	'''The Lappy:''' But, Strong Bad.  I'm hate hushpuppies.	+
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-	'''Strong Bad:''' Man, I could have sworn one of you guys liked hushpuppies.	+
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-	''{The paper comes down with the text, "It was me.  I like hushpuppies." on it.  More background music plays for about ten seconds.}''	+
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-	'''The Lappy:''' Can we please find my toe?	+
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-	''{A "peeeow" sound effect plays as the Compy and Tandy ghosts fly off the top of the screen.}''	+
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-	{{inprogress}}	+
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-	==Easter Eggs==	+
-	*When Strong Bad says "look South", click on the compy's fan to see a southward traffic sign.	+
-	*At the end, before the old computers fly away, click their contrast knobs for the [[Bad Graphics Ghost]] and a dancing skeleton.	+
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-	==External Links==	+
-	{{sbemailextlinks|159b|9968}}	+
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-	{{Strong Bad Email}}	+

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