Count Longardeaux's Book
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| - | + | Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|[[Strong Sad]]: Biggest Waste of [[Dump]] | |
| - | + | Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|[[The King of Town]]: Least Healthiest (Man?) | |
| - | + | Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|[[Homsar]]: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! | |
| - | + | Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|[[Strong Mad]]: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad | |
| - | + | Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|[[Marzipan]]: Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable) | |
| - | + | Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|[[Bubs]]: Cutest Couple | |
| + | Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|[[Strong Bad]]: Longest "Bull Honkey" | ||
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== Known Redneck Jokes == | == Known Redneck Jokes == | ||
Revision as of 21:04, 9 February 2007
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
 Strong Sad: Biggest Waste of Dump |
 The King of Town: Least Healthiest (Man?) |
 Homsar: The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer! |
 Strong Mad: Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad |
 Marzipan: Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable) |
 Bubs: Cutest Couple |
 Strong Bad: Longest "Bull Honkey" |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
