Count Longardeaux's Book
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| - | Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|[[The King of Town]] | + | Image:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|'''[[Strong Sad]]'''<br />(Biggest Waste of [[Dump]]) |
| - | Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|[[Homsar]] | + | Image:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|'''[[The King of Town]]'''<br />(Least Healthiest (Man?)) |
| - | Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|[[Strong Mad]] | + | Image:Homsarmustardman.PNG|'''[[Homsar]]'''<br />(The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award Or Best Offer!) |
| - | Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|[[Marzipan]] | + | Image:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|'''[[Strong Mad]]'''<br />(Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube ... By Strong Mad) |
| - | Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|[[Bubs]] | + | Image:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|'''[[Marzipan]]'''<br />(Pole Vault (Photo Unavailable) |
| - | Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|[[Strong Bad]] | + | Image:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|'''[[Bubs]]'''<br />(Cutest Couple) |
| + | Image:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|'''[[Strong Bad]]'''<br />(Longest "Bull Honkey") | ||
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Revision as of 21:07, 9 February 2007
Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. Homestar Runner uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "record book."
Known Records
 Strong Sad |
 The King of Town |
 Homsar |
 Strong Mad |
 Marzipan |
 Bubs |
 Strong Bad |
Known Redneck Jokes
- Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
- A: {Chuckles} Man, they do not wear shirts!
- Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
- A: Probably sushi!
