One Two, One Two

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"One, two, one, two...."

Page Title: Lookout World!

Date: Monday, May 28, 2007

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, The Cheat, The Poopsmith, Bubs, Strong Sad, Coach Z, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, Homsar, Marzipan

Places: The Field, The King of Town's Grill, The King of Town's Castle, Bubs' Concession Stand, Gymnasium, Marshmallow's Last Stand, Club Technochocolate, Bathroom of the Brothers Strong, Outer Space

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two... {continues in background}

{Cut to Strong Mad lifting the cover off The King of Town's grill to reveal The Cheat.}

THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noises}

{Strong Mad replaces the cover; his reflection is clearly visible}

STRONG MAD: Gah!

{This set of sounds continues in the background; cut to The Poopsmith patting a pile of whatsit}

THE POOPSMITH: {noises from the whatsit}

{Noise continues in background again; cut back to Strong Mad.}

STRONG MAD: Gah!

{All three noises are still playing in background; cut to Bubs grinding steaks into sausages}

BUBS: Ah! Rick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a-dick-a...

{Cut back to The Poopsmith.}

THE POOPSMITH: {noises from the whatsit}

{Cut to a 4-way screen split of the four scenes currently going on, sound effects continue. Then cut to Strong Sad and Coach Z in the gymnasium.}

STRONG SAD: Here I go! {pats his belly to make noise; scoreboard buzzes}

COACH Z: That a boy!

{This continues in the background; cut to The King of Town eating marshmallows.}

KING OF TOWN: {eating noises}

{Eating noises continue in the background; cut back to Homestar Runner walking.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: One, two...

{Cut to Coach Z and Strong Sad.}

COACH Z: That a boy!

{Cut to Pom Pom at Club Technochocolate; he is throwing 100 dollar bills into the air.}

POM POM: {Pom noises}

{Sound effects continue in the background; cut to Strong Bad in the shower, singing.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! Cities at night and I've been dancin! Dancin! Homsar solo!

{All sound effects temporarily cease; cut to Homsar in a nearly black space.}

HOMSAR: AAaAaaaAaAAaAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaaAAaAh!

{All sound effects resume; cut to Marzipan playing her guitar.}

MARZIPAN: {guitar riff}

{Sound effects continue; cut to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Look out world! I'm an independent girl! Rollin' around like an {not understandable}! Look out world! I'm an independent girl! {sound effects stop} {out of key} You can meet me down at the arcade! {no longer singing} Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here. {taps the brush he is holding} Is this thing broken?

{fade out}

Fun Facts

Inside References

Keep on Trucking!

• The way Homestar walks is similar to a Weekly Sketchbook image from 2006.
• The starry backround in the Homsar solo was previously seen in an Easter egg in ghosts.

Real-World References

• The way Homestar walks references the iconic "Truckin'" images by Robert Crumb.

External Links

• watch "One Two"
• view the Flash file for "One Two"
• forum thread re: "One Two"