Baloney Sammich Truck

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The '''Baloney Sammich Truck''' was driven by [[Bubs]]. Like an ice cream truck, it drives around and sells baloney sandwiches. In 2006, he drove it to [[The Island|the beach]], and despite the fact he sold no sandwiches, he claimed that "it was pretty much [his] best summer ever".
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Driven by [[Bubs]], the '''Baloney Sammich Truck''' is to baloney sandwiches as an ice cream truck is to ice cream. In 2006, he drove it to [[The Island|the beach]], and despite the fact he sold no sandwiches, he claimed that "it was pretty much [his] best summer ever".
==Sandwich varieties==
==Sandwich varieties==

Revision as of 20:42, 18 October 2007

"I'm tryingtosellabaloneysammich!"

Driven by Bubs, the Baloney Sammich Truck is to baloney sandwiches as an ice cream truck is to ice cream. In 2006, he drove it to the beach, and despite the fact he sold no sandwiches, he claimed that "it was pretty much [his] best summer ever".

Sandwich varieties

  • "Gumball Surprise" — A sandwich with a pink gumball in the middle.
  • "Open Smiley Face" — A sandwich with only one slice of bread and a smiley painted with mustard on top.
  • "I Heart Baloney" — A sandwich with a heart shaped bread.
  • "Dog Food" — A sandwich with a bone shaped bread.
  • "It's Not a Real Popsicle" — A sandwich with a double-Popsicle shaped bread.
  • "Inside Out" — A sandwich with one slice of bread in the middle of two baloney slices.

Appearances