Bubs' Concession Stand

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He has tons of crazy crap!

CANDY most dandy

Bubs' Concession Stand is where Bubs works. It is the place in Free Country, USA to get anything and everything. It sells hot dogs, chili dogs, slaw dogs, ketchup dogs, mustard dogs, drinks, candy, snow cones, old pizza, broken computers and all types o' crazy crap. The Stand has a never-before-seen basement, as revealed by Bubs climbing some stairs in Broken Compy Menu. Information has also been released that this is one of the hangouts for the On Point Kings. ( Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat)

Notable Events

• In origins, Strong Bad tells us that the concession stand first entered the cartoon by falling from the sky. It landed on [[Se�or]] and Mr. Bland, ending their comic careers.
• In the Halloween Fairstival Bubs turned the side into a comedy club.
• It was flooded by Strong Bad in lunch special.
• It served as a model for Mr. Legarm's Stand in the Strong Bad Play "Dreamaway Johnny."
• In personal favorites, after drinking too much soy sauce, Strong Bad attempts to fly Bub's Concession Stand, and The Cheat tries to eat it.
• It has been a location for the shooting of the Dangeresque films.

Signs

• Usually: "Bubs' Concession Stand" with a 5 instead of an s in "conces5ion".
• Where My Hat is At?: "CANDY".
• A Jumping Jack Contest,The Best Decemberween Ever,Where's The Cheat?: "Concessions by Bubs".
• lunch special: Banner reading "Super Chinese Fish Buffalo Rice - Smoothies Too!"
• origins - "STAND"

Known Items Sold

• Hot Dogs, Chili Dogs, Slaw Dogs, Ketchup Dogs, Mustard Dogs, Drinks, Drinks, Drinks, Candy and Sno-Cones (Stated by Bubs in his Character Video Transcript)
• Popcorn (Popcorn machine shown in various cartoons)
• Chinese Fish, Buffalo Rice, Smoothies, Hot Wings, Egg Rolls, Cod Plank Platter (lunch special)
• Face Mashings, Severe Pummelings (Counter signs in pom pom)
• Candy Bars, Sno-Cones, Hot Dogs, Popcorns, Gum, Nachos, No Cheats (Inventory list in Where's The Cheat?)
• Swiss Cake Rolls (invisibility)
• Toilet Paper, Eggs, Corn Dogs (3 Times Halloween Funjob)
• All Types of Crazy Crap: 'Tag Team Wrestling' Nintendo Game, Golden Oven Mitts (Ebroidered 'SB'), Strong Sad Voodoo Doll, 'Frampton Comes Alive!' Album (autographed), 'Deep Impact' DVD (The Best Decemberween Ever)
• (Fantasy) Flame-throwers that shoot chocolate hundred dollar bills (imitation chocolate) (different town)
• Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kits (lackey)
• Wait in Line (Counter sign in local news)
• Letter 'D' (personal favorites)
• Cups of Ice (Regular and Deluxe), Pictures with the Tragic Clown Dog (part-time job)
• 30 cent Lunch Special: 2 buffalo wing bones (hot), a cup of ice, and a half eaten candy bar (no loafing)
• Aught Four Crap: Electrical Tape, Rusty Steak Knife, Banana with an Arrow through it, Wire Cutters (assumed) (Homestar Presents: Presents)
• Popcorn, Sno-Cones, 'Bershey's' Candy Bar, 'Poo-Bar' Candy Bar, Drinks (Cola?), some other candy (A Jumping Jack Contest)
• Drinks: Red, Blue, and Orange (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag)
• Shotgunned Compy 386 Computer (Broken Compy Menu)
• Broken Tandy 400 Computer (King of Town E-mail)