Non-Sequitur Champion
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'''Date:''' Friday, February 29, 2008 | '''Date:''' Friday, February 29, 2008 | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Howay! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Howay! | ||
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| + | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Oh. | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time... | ||
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| + | ''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chant words together! | ||
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
Revision as of 02:31, 1 March 2008
Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur champion debate to Homsar and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Sad
Places: The Show
Date: Friday, February 29, 2008
Running Time: 1:10
Contents |
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Welcome back to The Show. Up next, w got some rip-roarin' treats. Here to complete a coherent thought, here's the loser of the Non-Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
{Senor Cardgage walks on}
SENOR CARDGAGE: Thank you, roseaterian.
{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} Alright, let it rip!
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Pantice...Squad...Gutterback.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Oh...Litty Fernandez.
{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "nope way" under it appears Cut to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {off-screen} One more tryyyy.
{Cut to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {subtitled} Grape...soda...banked?
{Cuts to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Judges?
{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk. "Celebrity" is crossed out and replaced with "judge"}
STRONG SAD: I think we have a winner!
{Strong sad stands up}
STRONG SAD: Grape Soda Banked!
{Cut to Homestar Runner}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Howay!
SENOR CARDGAGE: Oh.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There you have it, folks! A coherent thought by Senor Cardgage! Until next time...
{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Chant words together!
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This toon followed a month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise.
Remarks
- This toon can be found in the Store, but not in the TV Time Toons menu.
Inside References
- This is another mention of grapes.
