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(More. The whale says some of these only at certain points of the game (Homestar Ruiner). Punctuating others as subtitled; leaving the O in Blubb-O's in caps, though. There could easily be more.) |
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| - | <includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:1|<!-- Edit this number --> | + | <includeonly>{{#switch:{{#rand:1|<!-- Edit this number -->27}}</includeonly><noinclude> |
This template adds one random [[Drive-Thru Whale]] quote to a page or caption. | This template adds one random [[Drive-Thru Whale]] quote to a page or caption. | ||
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "Would you like monkeys with that?" <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 11 =</includeonly> "Would you like monkeys with that?" <noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open." <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 12 =</includeonly> "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open." <noinclude> | ||
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 13 =</includeonly> "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!" <noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> "Welcome to Blubb-O's!" <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 14 =</includeonly> "Welcome to Blubb-O's!" <noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "When the end times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse." <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 15 =</includeonly> "When the end times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse." <noinclude> | ||
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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> "Whoo-hooo!" <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 17 =</includeonly> "Whoo-hooo!" <noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me." <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 18 =</includeonly> "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me." <noinclude> | ||
| - | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "For a new dynamic, please drive through | + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 19 =</includeonly> "For a new dynamic, please drive through!" <noinclude> |
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "Special orders can be upsetting." <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 20 =</includeonly> "Special orders can be upsetting." <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 21 =</includeonly> "You can't get ahead until you get a head!" <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 22 =</includeonly> "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!" <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 23 =</includeonly> "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering." <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 24 =</includeonly> "We request happy green time!" <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 25 =</includeonly> "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson." <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 26 =</includeonly> "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!" <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 27 =</includeonly> "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'" <noinclude> | ||
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<!--Paste new quotes directly above this line. Don't forget to change the total number in the #rand function at the top.--> | <!--Paste new quotes directly above this line. Don't forget to change the total number in the #rand function at the top.--> | ||
</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude> | </noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude> | ||
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude> | [[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude> | ||
Revision as of 07:39, 13 August 2008
This template adds one random Drive-Thru Whale quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the
#randfunction at the top.
*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude>
- "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
- "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
- "Steve, drive around to the seventh window."
- "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."
- "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"
- "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."
- "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"
- "It's brown."
- "Cave your brown."
- "Please enter your password."
- "Would you like monkeys with that?"
- "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open."
- "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!"
- "Welcome to Blubb-O's!"
- "When the end times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse."
- "I've got your nostrum right here."
- "Whoo-hooo!"
- "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me."
- "For a new dynamic, please drive through!"
- "Special orders can be upsetting."
- "You can't get ahead until you get a head!"
- "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!"
- "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering."
- "We request happy green time!"
- "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson."
- "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!"
- "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'"
