Blue Laser Minion

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-	[[Image:BL_Minions.PNG|thumb|right|220px|Blue Laser minions]]	+	YOU CANT TALK NOW EH PUSSYS
-	'''Blue Laser minions''' are the foot soldiers of [[Blue Laser]], an evil organization of evil that does evil stuff for few explored reasons. Blue Laser is commanded by [[Blue Laser Commander]], predictably. It is made up of an incredibly large number of minions. They are always defeated by the elite fighting force [[The Cheat Commandos]]. It is not explained how 10 [[The Cheat]]s can defeat a massive army. The Blue Laser minions wear blue bodysuits with the Blue Laser emblem on the chest. They have head visors and blue patches on one arm. Just about every sentence they say ends in "sir", whether or not it is actually addressed to a man. They all speak in the same monotone voice. In the [[Cheat Commandos Commercial]], six of them went to build and protect [[The Stick|a radar dish]], which [[Reinforcements]] destroyed, crushing all but one. Later, on a second mission, two were sent to protect the Blue Laser mountain headquarters, where the Blue Laser Commander was planning to blow up the ocean and make sure not one of his forces was crushed. But [[Firebert]] blew a part off the headqarters with explosives, crushing the two guards.	+
-	[[Category: Cheat Commandos Characters]]	+	GO SUCK COCK OR WHATEVER YOU PUFFS DO
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		+	AND MAYBIE YOU DO GET PAID
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		+	2 CENTS LOL
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		+	BASTARDS

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Revision as of 09:21, 14 April 2005

YOU CANT TALK NOW EH PUSSYS

GO SUCK COCK OR WHATEVER YOU PUFFS DO

AND MAYBIE YOU DO GET PAID

2 CENTS LOL

BASTARDS