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Revision as of 15:13, 24 June 2011
Hello, Homestar Runner Wikians! My name is Guido Philippa Clarion Astrid Benendetto-McGee. Okay, not really. But my real name is classified information-and besides, it's really dumb.
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How I Became So Awesome
Well, I was born in the fictional town of Lanksy Park, Minnesota, to my parents, a chipwich and a cup of coffee. When I was just three years old, our house was foreclosed, and we were forced to live on the streets, until my parents ditched me and caught a cab. That was okay with me, however, because I was then adopted by a much cooler family of hobbits. We were a happy family, and for five years, nothing went wrong… Until it did.
Tragedy Strikes
BLI was rising to power (for those of you not tuned in to the latest, BLI and BL/Ind both stand for Better Living Industries), and it wasn’t long until Dodo, the head of our modest Halfling household, was arrested for swatting a government Robot Fly. He died in prison.
The Killjoys
Soon after the death of Dodo, the rest of my family began to go insane. I knew I could not help them, so I left Lansky Park and ran as fast as my short, stubby legs could go. I ran for, like, 2,000 miles, no joke! I ran all the way to California! By then I was like… 13. So anyway, I decided to camp out in Battery City for a while, until I knew where to go (LA was out, since BLI had pretty much taken it over, and I didn’t want my brain scanned, thank you ever so much!).
One night I was playing Thumb-Wrestling Myself when I heard a noise-it was the sound of an engine! A red, white, and blue convertible pulled up in front of me. The driver, who had bright red hair, leaned forward and asked, “You need a ride?” Well, DUH, I needed a ride, dumbo! I was out in the middle of nowhere, with nothing but a rusty old spoon! So I got in the car, and the handsome gentlemen introduced themselves.
The red-haired one called himself Party Poison, and his little brother (the scrawny one with blond hair) was the Kobra Kid. The other two were Fun Ghoul and Jet-Star, but I was kinda scared of them, so we didn’t talk much. Collectively, they were called the Killjoys. When they asked what my name was, I was pretty embarrassed that I didn’t have a sweet pseudonym to go by, so I merely said, “McGee.”
I lived with the Killjoys for a time, and it was pretty great. We ran around shooting bad guys with laser guns, ate asparagus from the can… Yeah. It was awesome. Until they decided I was too fat to be a Killjoy and that I was slowing them down. Well that’s not exactly what they said, but they were thinking it! Or maybe they thought having a girl in the group was “uncool.” Stupid prejudiced mumble grumble pompous windbag…
So they drove me to the Mexican border, but I was all “Hey, man! I don’t have a passport or anything! I don’t even speak Spanish!” And they were all, “Well what are we supposed to do about it?!” And then you’ll NEVER GUESS who showed up…
It Was NOT Dominic Monahagan
You have no idea how bummed I was. I really wanted to meet him. But anyway-it was my REAL, BIOLOGICAL PARENTS!!
They Explain How Come They Ditched Me
Turns out they didn’t mean to leave me behind. They just mistook the suitcase Dad was carrying as me. I really didn’t know what to make of that… Soooooo I RAN AWAY AND LIVED UNDERGROUND WITH THE RAT-PEOPLE. THE END!
What? You think I just made all of that up? Fine. Be that way. No one likes you.
--McGee 15:39, 23 June 2011 (UTC)
BEFORE YOU GO
...Check out my totally... Awesome....... Userboxes.
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| This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best. |
| This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner. |
| This user likes to Make-O His/Her Own Stink-O(Man)! |
| This user loves Teen Girl Squad. |
| The first toon this user ever saw was Bug In Mouth Disease. |
| LP | This user wears long pants. |
| This user was raised by a cup of coffee. |
| This user has more than two prablems. |
| Looks like this user's gonna have to jump! |
| This user plays Nintendo with Moses Malone. |
| This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow. |
| WP | This user is also on Wikipedia. |
| RIGHT | This user is right handed |
