Some Stupid Turkey
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{{toonnav|Holiday Toon|turkey|The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The Best Decemberween Ever}} | {{toonnav|Holiday Toon|turkey|The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The Best Decemberween Ever}} | ||
- | [[Image:stupidturkey.PNG|thumb|"Go and suck your | + | [[Image:stupidturkey.PNG|thumb|"Go and suck your dick!"]] |
- | + | String Bed's first-ever Thanksgiving. | |
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' uhhh |
- | '''Places:''' | + | '''Places:''' wut |
- | '''Date:''' | + | '''Date:''' Thursday, November 22, 2012 |
- | '''Page Title:''' | + | '''Page Title:''' A String-tastic Thanksgiving |
'''Running Time:''' 0:39 | '''Running Time:''' 0:39 | ||
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''{Open to Strong Bad standing in a field in autumn, wearing a turkey costume.}'' | ''{Open to Strong Bad standing in a field in autumn, wearing a turkey costume.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing the "dun" part to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. theme song along with Mario running across the screen}'' Dundun dun dundun DUN DUN! Oh, I'm some stupid fucking turkey, as stupid as they come ''{a white liquid shoots out of the turkey costume}''! Cut off my head, |
- | ''{An axe, swung from above, cuts | + | ''{An axe, swung from above, cuts Strong Bad's head off.}'' |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' stuff me with bread, | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing with his head chopped off}'' stuff me with bread, |
''{With a "pop!", a loaf of [[bread]] appears in the "turkey" head's beak.}'' | ''{With a "pop!", a loaf of [[bread]] appears in the "turkey" head's beak.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' go and suck your | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' go and suck your dick! |
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+ | ''{cuts to a black screen reading "alternate take"}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' go and fuck yourself! | ||
''{The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z appear from behind Strong Bad.}'' | ''{The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z appear from behind Strong Bad.}'' | ||
- | '''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Go... and... | + | '''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' Go... and... fuck... your... |
- | + | ''{cuts to a black screen reading "Happy Thanksgiving 2012!"}'' | |
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now let us go and partake of our wonderous feast! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Now let us go and partake of our wonderous feast! | ||
- | ''{Screen blanks with | + | ''{Screen blanks with a caption reading "Copyright 2012 Viacom"}'' |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, wait a minute! Where's The King of Town? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, wait a minute! Where's The King of Town? | ||
- | ''{Cut to the King of Town, who is much fatter than usual, and lying down behind an overturned table amidst dozens of cleared plates, a fish skeleton, and a platter holding the ribs of some meaty animal. He | + | ''{Cut to the King of Town, who is much fatter than usual, and lying down behind an overturned table amidst dozens of cleared plates, a fish skeleton, and a platter holding the ribs of some meaty animal. He died of diabeetus.}'' |
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- | + | ''{The King of Town's chest blows up.}'' |
Revision as of 23:50, 22 November 2012
Toon Category: Holiday Toon |
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String Bed's first-ever Thanksgiving.
Cast (in order of appearance): uhhh
Places: wut
Date: Thursday, November 22, 2012
Page Title: A String-tastic Thanksgiving
Running Time: 0:39
DVD: Everything Else, Volume 2
Contents |
Transcript
{Open to Strong Bad standing in a field in autumn, wearing a turkey costume.}
STRONG BAD: {singing the "dun" part to the tune of the Super Mario Bros. theme song along with Mario running across the screen} Dundun dun dundun DUN DUN! Oh, I'm some stupid fucking turkey, as stupid as they come {a white liquid shoots out of the turkey costume}! Cut off my head,
{An axe, swung from above, cuts Strong Bad's head off.}
STRONG BAD: {singing with his head chopped off} stuff me with bread,
{With a "pop!", a loaf of bread appears in the "turkey" head's beak.}
STRONG BAD: {singing} go and suck your dick!
{cuts to a black screen reading "alternate take"}
STRONG BAD: {singing} go and fuck yourself!
{The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Bubs, and Coach Z appear from behind Strong Bad.}
ALL: {singing} Go... and... fuck... your...
{cuts to a black screen reading "Happy Thanksgiving 2012!"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now let us go and partake of our wonderous feast!
{Screen blanks with a caption reading "Copyright 2012 Viacom"}
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Hey, wait a minute! Where's The King of Town?
{Cut to the King of Town, who is much fatter than usual, and lying down behind an overturned table amidst dozens of cleared plates, a fish skeleton, and a platter holding the ribs of some meaty animal. He died of diabeetus.}
{The King of Town's chest blows up.}