Odd Marriages

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(These aren't odd; they're perfectly normal marriages.)
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*Email [[the paper#DVD Version|the paper]] — In the DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says that [[The Paper]]'s return in [[email thunder]] was a "sham marriage". What the marriage was to is unknown.
*Email [[the paper#DVD Version|the paper]] — In the DVD commentary, [[Strong Bad]] says that [[The Paper]]'s return in [[email thunder]] was a "sham marriage". What the marriage was to is unknown.
*[[Trogday 08]] — Coach Z says that [[Wormdingler]] doesn't need any consummate V's to be his bride. He then displays great shame at saying this aloud.
*[[Trogday 08]] — Coach Z says that [[Wormdingler]] doesn't need any consummate V's to be his bride. He then displays great shame at saying this aloud.
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*Email [[fan club]] — [[Strong Sad]] says that Bubs has been married at least twice.
 
*[[Play Date]] — [[The King of Town]] celebrates his 50th anniversary with [[Brunswick Stew]], calling it "the dollop of sour cream year".
*[[Play Date]] — [[The King of Town]] celebrates his 50th anniversary with [[Brunswick Stew]], calling it "the dollop of sour cream year".
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*Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Bad says he wants to marry the email's sender, Agnes from Sweden.
 
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town ends up trapped in a loveless marriage to the queen of the mole people.
*[[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town ends up trapped in a loveless marriage to the queen of the mole people.
*[[Strong Bad reads The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]] — In the original version of the book, the Porridge Maiden asks a string of eligible bachelors to marry her, but each of them claims to be married to his job, and in the end the Porridge Maiden ends up marrying Death. In Strong Bad's version of the story, the Lum Swooper is married to a lamp.
*[[Strong Bad reads The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]] — In the original version of the book, the Porridge Maiden asks a string of eligible bachelors to marry her, but each of them claims to be married to his job, and in the end the Porridge Maiden ends up marrying Death. In Strong Bad's version of the story, the Lum Swooper is married to a lamp.
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Revision as of 19:07, 26 June 2015

"I now pronounce you man and pleasant odor."

Many characters in Free Country, USA appear to have married inanimate objects, animals, or other odd things. Whether they are actually married is usually uncertain.

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